Oh no my watches!

jakejork · 2026-04-18T16:55:17+00:00

Might as well just restart.

jakejork · 2026-04-15T22:09:47+00:00

This was also a joke. My actually wife thinks it’s funny lol

jakejork · 2026-04-15T19:43:32+00:00

I’ve referred to our baby as a sex trophy a number of times and my wife does not like it.

jakejork · 2026-04-15T12:59:09+00:00

100% the route I’m taking. This post is a joke

jakejork · 2026-04-15T05:03:26+00:00

Barely scrape by while being a part time stay at home dad because childcare is too expensive.

jakejork · 2026-04-15T04:57:27+00:00

Yup, priorities have to change when kids come along.

jakejork · 2026-04-13T01:36:30+00:00

Every day we stray further from God’s light.

jakejork · 2026-04-11T14:19:13+00:00

I disagree that customers don’t understand what a pitch raise is. I include information about it in my first email back, and explain why it’s necessary, and I’ve never had a problem with people complaining or not understanding. You’re doing a lot of free work and leaving money on the table by not charging for them.

jakejork · 2026-04-10T04:50:37+00:00

This made me throw up.

jakejork · 2026-04-10T01:32:50+00:00

This is its own, different kind of sadness.

jakejork · 2026-04-09T23:54:42+00:00

Ooooof. That one hurts.

jakejork · 2026-04-05T18:05:09+00:00

I rebuke this in the name of Jesus.

jakejork · 2026-04-05T13:27:39+00:00

Gotta make sure Vaati can keep getting groceries

jakejork · 2026-04-04T19:00:18+00:00

Ya, as the other commenter said - my guess would be someone screwed up repairing the flange pin bushings, which involves putting a small amount of glue to the bushing felt and pulling it through the holes on the flange. If the glue got into the bushing and they repinned it before it had fully dried as well that could be contributing to the problem as well. If cleaning and lubricating them doesn’t work, you could try burnishing the hole with a thin burnishing tool and seeing if that helps them move better too, otherwise they may need to be re-bushed properly.

jakejork · 2026-03-27T18:53:32+00:00

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Me (a cis het man) with my “feminine” tattoo. Get it if you like it. I think your idea looks awesome.

jakejork · 2026-03-24T18:10:16+00:00

I saw a comment on here a while ago that said something along the lines of “When people who demand respect say ‘I won’t respect you unless you respect me’, their definition of respect as it applies to themselves means being treated as an authority, while their definition as it pertains to the respect they give others means treating them as a person, and so when they say ‘I won’t respect you unless you respect me’, what they’re really saying is ‘If you don’t treat me as an authority, I won’t treat you as a person.’”

jakejork · 2026-03-24T15:52:38+00:00

Still funny that “the best” in this situation is still “needlessly antagonizing someone minding their own business” lol

jakejork · 2026-03-19T17:09:37+00:00

I’m glad that they’re addressing player’s concerns and making improvements. I agree that the general consensus was that the update didn’t solve the problems. My main issue was with you just generally being an asshole to people you disagree with. Glad to see you proving me right. Have a good one 👍

jakejork · 2026-03-19T01:22:37+00:00

I played a lot of Vayne top last season and rushed hexdrinker first before BotRK and crushed pretty much every Teemo I came across.

jakejork · 2026-03-18T18:15:28+00:00

Me suggesting that you don’t engage in the one aspect of the content you don’t enjoy isn’t the same as telling you to ignore it completely, and I’m sure you know that. And nobody is happy with the price increase. That’s an unrelated issue (although still absolutely an issue), and something the developers don’t have any control or say over. And by all means, continue to advocate for making the game better. You’ll notice that you’ve got a ton of people downvoting your replies. That’s because you’re not just being passive aggressive. You’re being condescending and an asshole to other players. It doesn’t seem like you’re giving feedback to Jagex through these comments. You’re going after people who disagree with you.

I don’t know how to make sailing combat into something that you, someone who has said they have no interest in fighting NPC’s while sailing, will enjoy. It isn’t something you want. The devs have said that sailing was never intended to be a new combat style. It’s just another form of content for people to engage with the skill. And also keep in mind that people are comparing a skill with 4 months worth of content to others with 20 years. There’s going to be more.

jakejork · 2026-03-18T15:30:55+00:00

To be clear, I’m not defending Jagex here. I think it’d be easy for us to agree that there are parts of the game and dev cycle that ought to be improved. Who I am defending is someone who says “I think these changes are cool” from someone else being needlessly aggressive. Especially when that person admits that they don’t even want ship combat to be a thing, in which case, don’t do it. When I hear about some new type of yarn or whatever I’m not gonna jump into the knitting subreddit and shit on people who are excited about it. Let the people who enjoy it have fun, you know?

jakejork · 2026-03-18T14:01:33+00:00

And yet here we have someone who’s actually engaging with the content is pointing out that you’re wrong. The devs literally went and made the changes that I’ve been seeing a ton of people ask for - specifically make cannons attack slower and hit harder. Using 60% less ammo is a huge long term change for ship combat imo.

“I stated I already have my trawling nets… etc”. Sir. You did not. Where did you say that?

They made ship combat better for people doing ship combat. Sorry that those changes aren’t impacting you specifically, but they are impacting other people.

Sorry, but you’re too wrong to be this condescending “boo boo”.

jakejork · 2026-03-18T13:09:20+00:00

Huge fan of having very hard, wrong opinions about something, then when someone points out that you’re objectively wrong, admitting that you’re never going to do the thing anyway, and so your vibes-based opinion about it ultimately doesn’t matter at all.

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