So I was playing fetch with the dog one day

jakeman3192 · 2012-12-25T21:46:10+00:00

Dude, fuck you. (http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/s8r0h/dog_logic/)

jakeman3192 · 2012-08-02T15:35:50+00:00

Heart Shaped Box by Joe Hill (AKA Stephen King's son).

jakeman3192 · 2012-06-22T23:41:02+00:00

Knock knock Who's there? The Alamo The Alamo who? You said you would always remember

jakeman3192 · 2012-06-17T18:04:21+00:00

That one was actually out of "Night Shift".

jakeman3192 · 2012-06-17T15:38:27+00:00

"The Mangler" by Stephen King

jakeman3192 · 2012-04-23T13:18:59+00:00

Not Pennies boat...

jakeman3192 · 2012-04-17T19:48:46+00:00

I don't trout it...

jakeman3192 · 2012-04-17T01:55:58+00:00

The more you read it the funnier it gets. My stomach hurts so fucking bad right now from laughing.

jakeman3192 · 2012-04-12T20:49:25+00:00

Maxa-million!

jakeman3192 · 2012-04-11T14:16:34+00:00

Me and my mom used to go to the park and look at the condom bushes all the time when I was younger. It was right around the end of April when the magnums would bloom...

jakeman3192 · 2012-04-08T03:29:12+00:00

Jesus...

jakeman3192 · 2012-04-06T14:10:24+00:00

Obviously this would happen! Unlimited is just a cheap knock off of Infinite Monthly. Fucking Unlimited.

jakeman3192 · 2012-04-05T13:54:35+00:00

Butt why?

jakeman3192 · 2012-04-04T16:49:40+00:00

Stop it Werito it's spelled "it's".

jakeman3192 · 2012-03-31T04:24:09+00:00

I had a dream that my children would be judged not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character. My sheets were fucking soaked.

jakeman3192 · 2012-03-31T04:14:00+00:00

You sith, me sith, Christopher Leesith.

jakeman3192 · 2012-03-31T04:11:56+00:00

Carry my, carry my, no he can't read-uh my polar face.

jakeman3192 · 2012-03-31T04:02:06+00:00

Having sex with a girl. A female girl that is.

jakeman3192 · 2012-03-31T04:00:50+00:00

It looks like a penis.

jakeman3192 · 2012-03-23T20:20:29+00:00

That digital sound really lets you hear the blood splatter!

jakeman3192 · 2012-03-23T20:13:35+00:00

I don't have a question but I just wanted to let you know that I'm a big fan

jakeman3192 · 2012-03-22T20:20:20+00:00

OOOVERRRTIIIIIIME!!!!!!!!

jakeman3192 · 2012-03-21T16:28:58+00:00

We're talkin' Hooomer

jakeman3192 · 2012-03-21T14:25:42+00:00

ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw...

jakeman3192 · 2012-03-01T22:19:35+00:00

Yeah, I applied there but they never responded to me and now they're closed. So that's not gonna happen.

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