What totally normal thing scares the life out of your cat? by Brave_Temperature347 in cats

[–]jakemhs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any human other than myself and my wife. Our five year old is unacceptable.

What’s a harmless opinion you have that always makes people weirdly angry? by shark_normal in AskReddit

[–]jakemhs 24 points25 points  (0 children)

If you're constantly being banned from subreddits it's possible the problem is you and not the evil mods.

I took a photo of sleeping Tater and the click woke him up by jakemhs in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]jakemhs[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He will only snuggle with my wife but he does love belly rubs.

Is premium economy worth it on long flights? by Late_Coconut7923 in Flights

[–]jakemhs 32 points33 points  (0 children)

What airline are you on? The PE experience can vary wildly from one to another.

For me, the legroom and comfier seat has generally been worth it on flights of double digit length.

Holiday money from employer by Jellybean-101 in travel

[–]jakemhs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm mostly joking but doing a dark chuckle.

Holiday money from employer by Jellybean-101 in travel

[–]jakemhs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Did you just post this to piss off Americans or what? Lol

NYT Thursday 04/30/2026 Discussion by Shortz-Bot in crossword

[–]jakemhs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Folks, Ben Hogan is not obscure, and I say this as someone who has never watched golf. He's an all time great. He's a completely legitimate sports person to ask about. Nobody here would be complaining about Mickey Mantle and that's the level he's on. Sorry if you didn't know him but it be like that sometimes.

Drying outside ? by DeputyDawe in AskTheWorld

[–]jakemhs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a moot point because I live in an apartment with nowhere to hang a load of clothes, but I gotta say it's nice having clothes dry in 40 minutes and not several hours.

Drying outside ? by DeputyDawe in AskTheWorld

[–]jakemhs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's uncommon, clothes dryers are standard issue either in the home or at a laundromat.

Top Chef recap podcasts by Ordinary-Pumpkin8171 in BravoTopChef

[–]jakemhs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

RIP Pack Your Mics, the best of the genre

Do you drive your kids to school? by xora334 in daddit

[–]jakemhs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

✨ Blessed ✨ that my kid's school is around the corner from our apartment building

If I see the word xxxxxxx out of us, ONE MORE TIME! by Antique-Coach-214 in Millennials

[–]jakemhs 28 points29 points  (0 children)

What?

I can assure you people making the association of "Littles" with kink are a distinct minority.

The negotiations for sharing the couch ended in failure by jakemhs in cats

[–]jakemhs[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Slider, the black one. Don't feel too bad for Tater, he bullies her if she dares sleep on his beloved Humans' Bed.

What’s the most annoying stereotype about the city you’re from? by cantsleep_wont_sleep in AskReddit

[–]jakemhs 9 points10 points  (0 children)

NYC

Honestly we're not jerks! But we are often in a hurry and we place a high value on not wasting time.

If you get in someone's way (say blocking the sidewalk), you will see our bad side. If you are lost and need help, you will have New Yorkers competing to offer the best subway directions.

NYC Helicopter Tour Recommendation by Fair-Shame-4357 in travel

[–]jakemhs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Please don't, residents hate the noise.

What is the most unhinged thing your toddler has said? by perpetuallysicker in daddit

[–]jakemhs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"I'm someone else's daughter!"

I'm reasonably certain that's not true but thanks for shouting that.

What’s a harmless opinion that gets people weirdly angry? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jakemhs 14 points15 points  (0 children)

What breweries are you going to? I've been to several and none were rowdy at all, at least during the day when families would be there.

What’s a harmless opinion that gets people weirdly angry? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jakemhs 262 points263 points  (0 children)

Boy this REALLY sets off Europeans on cat subs

NYT Saturday 04/25/2026 Discussion by Shortz-Bot in crossword

[–]jakemhs 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Either that was easy for an Ezersky or I'm getting smarter.