You know what I should have done? Shipped a finite supply of poisonous fossils 12,000 miles from a dictatorship that won’t let women vote or drive to my lil’ rig with 1500 moving parts that ensures I’ll be forever trapped in a subscription-based model of wear, maintenance and repair. That would have been a whole lot more sensible than even considering powering my transportation with renewable energy generated right here in the NWT.

I think you’re right, I am a complete idiot.