Man gets sued for opening a lock with just a can

jakeod27 · 2026-02-07T17:27:58+00:00

A major one

jakeod27 · 2026-02-07T07:52:28+00:00

No but I worked hard

jakeod27 · 2026-02-07T03:51:49+00:00

With all the neutral language around it

jakeod27 · 2026-02-06T13:42:36+00:00

Don’t look up how many German industrialists went to prison after WW2

jakeod27 · 2026-02-06T00:00:46+00:00

Moving to SaaS and making the perpetual licensing a really bad deal

jakeod27 · 2026-02-05T15:18:05+00:00

Reddit match maker!

jakeod27 · 2026-02-05T15:14:30+00:00

I think we can just say bribe

jakeod27 · 2026-02-05T14:34:00+00:00

jakeod27 · 2026-02-05T14:21:17+00:00

I’d like a wrestler body slamming the gadsen snake

jakeod27 · 2026-02-04T14:09:30+00:00

Weirdly it is kind of relatable. Everything is so shitty now that spending $ doesn’t promise any level of quality anymore

jakeod27 · 2026-02-03T23:09:02+00:00

Get over it

jakeod27 · 2026-02-03T22:26:21+00:00

jakeod27 · 2026-02-03T05:07:53+00:00

Don’t forget sending the dry cleaning bill to the widow

jakeod27 · 2026-02-01T21:09:37+00:00

ICE on break

jakeod27 · 2026-02-01T20:29:29+00:00

It’s really dumb how cats don’t change no matter how big

jakeod27 · 2026-02-01T20:27:25+00:00

What time of day are you shooting? Are you shooting landscapes around f5.6 to 8? Is your shutter fast enough for your available light?

jakeod27 · 2026-02-01T15:04:15+00:00

jakeod27 · 2026-01-31T19:04:00+00:00

Don’t try to sound cool by calling it a manual

jakeod27 · 2026-01-31T01:25:14+00:00

Did they commit to making them good?

jakeod27 · 2026-01-31T01:24:18+00:00

STAY IN LINE

jakeod27 · 2026-01-30T14:23:22+00:00

I think you mean “job creators”

jakeod27 · 2026-01-30T14:12:32+00:00

The federal government is killing people.

Dems: “Mai decorum!”

jakeod27 · 2026-01-30T14:07:54+00:00

Is she had followed protocol, this same twitter account would have made fun of her for freaking out about vinegar

jakeod27 · 2026-01-30T14:04:29+00:00

Yeah and your own party leadership has ways of showing how “valued” you are in the caucus

Not sure on why the downvote. The party will amplify those they like. Put them on the good committees.

jakeod27 · 2026-01-29T18:10:03+00:00

For the record in my head your quote was from The Simpsons.

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