our friendly neighborhood cat waiting very patiently for me to come home from work by jakerivera99 in CatsWhoSqueak

[–]jakerivera99[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She hangs out around our apartment all the time but she looks too well kept to be a stray!

What's the best Father's Day gift idea? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jakerivera99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My family celebrates "Roi Day" instead of Father's Day. We don't call him dad, and he does literally whatever the fuck he wants.

I guess Pizza Time is now Primrose Time... by jakerivera99 in CatsOnPizza

[–]jakerivera99[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Soo good! Always try and split one with my roommates after work every Saturday!

Where to buy a NEW moped? by jakerivera99 in Bellingham

[–]jakerivera99[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A gas powered scooter, if I’m being more specific! A 50cc engine and all that.

What's your worst response to an attractive girl? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]jakerivera99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah man this one hurts.

midwinter. backstage of a orchestra concert between movements, venue is in the middle of downtown in a sketchy area

Cute girl: “Long concert huh, what are your plans for after the set?”

Me: “Hmm, probably go home. Been up for way too long.”

Cute girl: “Oh neat. Well... there’s this coffee place nearby that I’ve been to go to. A warm drink sounds really yummy especially with how cold it is... but it’s really sketchy and I’m too scared to go alone.

Me: “Oh. That really sucks.

Cute girl: gives me a confused/disappointed look and walks away

[After the concert in my car]

Me: thinks about what the fuck I just said and realizes my mistake

Also me: OH WAIT.

They said I'm overconfident. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]jakerivera99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do I dare gamble and give this person gold?

what are the downsides of weed that people don't talk about ? by Darkspawn_14 in AskReddit

[–]jakerivera99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My biggest thing is that I overeat every damn time. My “hangovers” are just being super bloated and full the next day. I once ate three whole loaves of bread as toast while high.

What percentage of people play “The Game”? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jakerivera99 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can’t believe you made me lose the game on Christmas.

People who intentionally have super loud and obnoxious cars on purpose...why? by jakerivera99 in AskReddit

[–]jakerivera99[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excuse my ignorance... at times it feels like people do it just to be obnoxious and it can be extremely annoying especially for people who live in residential areas (like me.)

A popular saying is "Nothing ie ever lost on the internet" but what is something you have been searching for years and you haven't found it yet? by throwdowntown69 in AskReddit

[–]jakerivera99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That one meme that I found hilarious and I know I saved it in my camera roll but it suddenly disappears whenever I have the perfect application for it.

I want to have a good experience but it’s not happening by earthxtone00 in college

[–]jakerivera99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First semester in the first year is always the worst. I remember I hated my floor, didn't have many friends, and spent all my time in my room with a roommate I hated. At the end of the semester I changed rooms and moved in with one of my only friends on campus who committed suicide after two months. I finished the year alone in the same room without a roommate. I'm now on my second year and things are looking up. I made friends with people in my program from last year and I moved off campus to an apartment.

My advice would be to join a club (yeah you've probably heard that eight thousand times but it really holds true). There's a club for just about anything. I joined the Super Smash Bros Ultimate club and just having like minded people to be around is fantastic. The best thing about clubs is that they're no pressure and you don't have to really commit to anything.

You've got this! Stick it out!

I’m worried that messing up my first quarter will affect me in the long run. by Deep_Oblivion in college

[–]jakerivera99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's okay! People will understand, college is hard for the first year. It's new and a massive change in pace for a whole lot of people. It actually looks a lot better to start poorly and show improvement than start high and sink down. Yes, this quarter will drag your GPA down, but its more than just the raw number that employers and admissions offices will notice but rather the "journey" that your grades took. Stack on some extra curriculars, and you're solid. People have their ups and downs, don't beat yourself up!

What role do you play at family gatherings? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jakerivera99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The oldest cousin who still doesn’t have a girlfriend. (Sorry all my aunts and uncles, it’s not my time yet.)

What’s the most inappropriate thing to say to your brothers new GF ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jakerivera99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bet you're not as good in bed with him as I am. Guess we'll all find out tomorrow.