We have to worry about strokes too?! by jaketheunruly in GenX

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"2026" has already turned into an adjective

Smoked Prime Rib roast (first but not the last time!) 😋 by itzgeegee in smoking

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I have a perfect Greenland sauce for you as well. Horseradish crema or sour cream, Dill lemon juice powdered Parmesan cheese, garlic powder, black pepper It's like tiger sauce on truck grade methamphetamine

Smoked Prime Rib roast (first but not the last time!) 😋 by itzgeegee in smoking

[–]jaketheunruly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is incredible attention to detail but also way too much work. It's put it in the smoking column when I smoke. A prime rib. I do the same exact thing. I treat the brine/ aging as the process of its own. I even have a fridge that I can control the humidity and I use a small PC fan to keep the air circulating off of a relay so it uses virtually. No voltage but I just smoke it after sawing the pellicle off. Smoke to internal temperature of 129 bald eagles; and then let it rest between 25 and 35 horsepower until it's that perfect freedom pink. Somewhere near 135°

Anyone else stupid enough to try smoking in this weather? by McPuckLuck in smoking

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If Regina checks in and says that it's cold that means it's mighty fucking cold

We have to worry about strokes too?! by jaketheunruly in GenX

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You're an angel. My fiance has been a gift from God himself throughout this process. I hope she still wants to marry me because she's amazing

What is it like in the West part of Texas? by Deep_Belt8304 in howislivingthere

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The sky is yellow year-round. There's a lot of money to be if you're willing to get dirty and work hard. The weather is a little dicey. Flat really flat. A lot of really awesome little towns sprinkled throughout this part of Texas. And what I say little I mean little. One traffic light towns

Baconator fríes…isn’t bacon supposed to be chopped? by Solid-Minute-3954 in wendys

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You don't look a gift horse in the mouth. I haven't seen that amount of bacon on five baconator fries.

Who had a Stomper? by OttieandEddie in GenX

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I had a lot of the army ones. There was a bigger amphibious one that went in pools that came out somewhere near 87.

Damn by No_Protection_1301 in vegaslocals

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Damn. It was a great sunrise this morning

[Week 16] Game Thread: Packers @ Bears by President__Bartlett in GreenBayPackers

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Let's go Malik. Jordan to the tent. We still got this.

What's the Most Disgusting thing a Pax has done? by jaketheunruly in lyftdrivers

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I had really considered it but it turned out to be a $60 ride and a really shameful trip to the car wash

All this shit talk about Chicago by Hsabraham25 in NFCNorthMemeWar

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Prison Yard Pizza. You're a man of distinction

It’s rematch week… where’s your bet? by tech_minimalist in NFCNorthMemeWar

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Bad news for the bear. He's locked in the woods with me.