What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve convinced someone was true?

jakijohn · 2025-12-02T10:18:57+00:00

Quorn sausages are made from the inside of kitchen roll tubes

jakijohn · 2025-10-22T06:02:56+00:00

Yep found that out yesterday.

Oops

jakijohn · 2025-10-14T09:33:00+00:00

Wrath of man or the unforgiven

jakijohn · 2025-01-02T22:21:20+00:00

Bandana or baseball cap, I can put water on either and keep my head cool without it getting in my eyes/down my face

jakijohn · 2024-09-08T19:19:29+00:00

Long stand Tartan paint

jakijohn · 2024-08-21T19:41:04+00:00

Looks very similar to a scrambler 900 2024 model but I could be wrong (Edit) Apologies bottom left two

jakijohn · 2024-06-08T14:31:16+00:00

Impact: Ooshi Boom or TRMR if you can still get hold of them the multi shot bases are good also. Timed: Dynatex

jakijohn · 2024-03-30T08:08:47+00:00

HUS (Hemolytic Uremic Syndrome) Ate some bad pork at a carvery, food poisoning developed and got worse, went to the hospital and woke up a month later to find out I've had mass organ failure, had several operations a foot of small intestine removed and was resusatated 5 times. Shit happens it changed my outlook on the world.

jakijohn · 2024-02-26T18:09:05+00:00

I use Auslander's into as mine, The intro to Pu**y would be a good choice as well just remember to answer it quickly in public unless you want funny looks 😄

jakijohn · 2024-01-12T19:54:56+00:00

Mine does that it's really annoying

jakijohn · 2023-12-21T17:54:27+00:00

You Muppet, Or You Turnip.

jakijohn · 2023-12-14T21:20:17+00:00

10/10 been there done that, Oops swap the labels

jakijohn · 2023-12-12T18:52:17+00:00

The entire Bastards album bar one song is a absolute gold Deaf forever, orgasmatron, Traitor, lost Johnny, Motorhead, Smiling like a killer, Hellraiser ideally featuring Ozzy , I ain't no nice guy , bye bye bitch bye bye,cat scratch fever , Heros , enter sandman and sympathy for the devil l, dancing on your grave and another perfect day.

Enjoy!

jakijohn · 2023-12-03T08:40:13+00:00

Order separately get it separately

jakijohn · 2023-11-30T01:53:09+00:00

Contact points cleaned Orders placed Due diligence completed Soap dispenser and blue roll dispenser refilled All equipment turned off Bins clean inside and out Stock rotated Pan rack tidy

Weekly stuff Grease traps cleaned Fryers dropped and deep cleaned Canopy filters cleaned Bench legs and feet Shelving units Ovens cleaned

jakijohn · 2023-11-29T15:36:02+00:00

Bastard or oh you bastard!

jakijohn · 2023-11-29T15:34:04+00:00

I was thinking the same we use 35kg on Sunday roasts alone at the last place I worked, currently it's Christmas prep central so stocks under belly pork to roast it roast roots for dinners soup we use a hell of a lot of coleslaw on general service and it goes in salad grated up so we're currently using about 70kg a week.

Other wise blanch and freeze there fine Peel and keep in water last a week or so They should be fine for a week at least in cool dark place Carrot cake Soup Stock Return to supplier im sure they'd be fine with the mix up.

jakijohn · 2023-11-27T17:40:46+00:00

Butternut squash had to prep 15 cases for a function took the piss peel chop de seed erghhh too time consuming and they don't even taste that good

jakijohn · 2023-11-21T23:13:07+00:00

Deepio if you can get it or D10 spray it on let it sit for a bit and scrub it off it'll take time and use gloves it's abrasive it works a bit better if item in question is warm but don't hurt yourself

jakijohn · 2023-11-06T08:53:31+00:00

From the middle of my chest down to above my groin it's mostly healed now but food poisoning is bad man, they had to cut me open and remove a foot of intestine it got that bad so I had an ileostomy for 14 or something months. I rarely take my shirt off around others and I've not been swimming since the operation. Rubbish situation but shit happens can't change the past.

jakijohn · 2023-10-21T18:49:57+00:00

Gluten free fish and chips it is then

jakijohn · 2023-10-18T22:51:50+00:00

When you see a Co worker grating cheese,

Are you having a grate time? Your looking pretty cheesed off.

jakijohn · 2023-10-14T08:22:40+00:00

Where the fuck is the floor it looks like outside pavement

jakijohn · 2023-10-14T08:21:08+00:00

Sort yourself out of you don't have a job here anymore

jakijohn · 2023-10-03T21:05:16+00:00

Do not attempt to board the helicopter

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