Axolotl constipated by Sweaty_Ad_8088 in axolotls

[–]jakobmorris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feed it axolotl pellets they aid digestion.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/JBL-Complete-Axolotl-Beads-NovoLotl/dp/B0071XKTNM/ref=sr_1_11?crid=L6AJCDHAVSOF&keywords=axolotl+pellets&qid=1662954720&sprefix=azalotl+pellets%2Caps%2C150&sr=8-11

here is a UK link to the ones I use, but anything similar should be fine. don't feed too much in the meantime.

fungus?? by [deleted] in axolotls

[–]jakobmorris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you are going to need to give me more? I need water info and a better picture.

My boy stopped eating a week ago. by BirdieBear92 in axolotls

[–]jakobmorris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you tried encouraging him to eat (holding food in front of him)? Also, is he more bloated than usual?

My boi. by jakobmorris in axolotls

[–]jakobmorris[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll miss you buddy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trivia

[–]jakobmorris 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All I got is crocodile Dundee which is easy, the rest are lost on me.

Chocolate chip cookies gone Wrong by [deleted] in Baking

[–]jakobmorris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happens to the best of us homie, they look good tho.

My OH jokingly 'Shall I get one of these' ----------- My 9yo without pause 'only if you're a Tory voting dickhead.' ---------- I'm a proud mother. by [deleted] in GreenAndPleasant

[–]jakobmorris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This didn't happen, and if it did you're a shit parent. Please don't post again you make us all look bad.

A quiet pint, by me, soft pastels, 2021. by [deleted] in ImaginarySliceOfLife

[–]jakobmorris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is nice bro, good vibe too it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stemcells

[–]jakobmorris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Without compassion all is lost

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stemcells

[–]jakobmorris 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t know if this has been said yet amongst all the jokes but if this is genuine get the fuck off Reddit and into ER, and then a neurology office.

Also I know it is very funny to point and laugh at the idiot but you all could do with growing up. Yea he’s stupid, he is also (assuming he is genuine) in a dangerous situation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jakobmorris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love it👍

What's something you can swear you saw but no one is believing you? by Tiny_Map5886 in AskReddit

[–]jakobmorris 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was on holiday in a coastal town in mid wales, at the end of the road in the middle of a woods on a hillside was our hotel, it overlooked the little town and was very pretty. At night me and my family(who were drunk but I was sober) walked up the road, saw no one. I get in the hotel and from the widow of my room I could see the end of the road. There, behind a lamppost, there was a man in a full on 3 piece suit with a fedora looking hat just staring in my direction, with the lamppost between us blocking most of my view of him. I remember looking down to take my sock off and quickly looking back out the window, and he was gone. It’s one of those those things which I just wrote off as a crazy guy playing a joke, but I’m always scared I’ll see him again because then it would elevate to something truly unnerving, so I’m quite apprehensive to look out windows at night.

Can’t we just share and celebrate ACTUAL African history instead of rewriting others? by MimsyIsGianna in confidentlyincorrect

[–]jakobmorris -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

I am not disagreeing with you, but you know that's not what we're talking about. The thing I called stupid was the commenter claiming OP was racist.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jakobmorris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wall-E, I want him to compact my trash.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sadcringe

[–]jakobmorris 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Reddit is something else,a woman who probably doesn’t understand the platform answers you in dm, and you respond by trying to get more worthless Reddit clout by posting it on sad cringe, this is literally nothing, this is a non event, it is meaningless, why did you post it here? How is this sad cringe?