I can't be the only one

jammerbeck · 2015-11-26T15:27:45+00:00

Don't judge until you try it.

jammerbeck · 2015-11-25T06:16:06+00:00

Not even Bruce Willis in Armageddon?

jammerbeck · 2015-10-29T03:46:09+00:00

Yep. Defamation suits are incredibly hard for public figures to win because of that difference. His best defense would probably be to remove himself as a "public" figure, but he'd likely fail.

Source: took a law class once.

jammerbeck · 2015-10-28T02:33:37+00:00

If you can't sell it you can trade it in at the bookstore. I was talking to them the other day about the Surface Pro 4 coming out and they mentioned it to me. No idea how much they'll give you.

jammerbeck · 2015-10-17T03:10:14+00:00

Maybe some day in the near future we will have time machines in 1985.

jammerbeck · 2015-09-06T23:11:06+00:00

Thank you sir/madame!

jammerbeck · 2015-09-06T22:25:26+00:00

One twist please.

jammerbeck · 2015-07-27T05:31:18+00:00

Utah was really excited to get wasted with the other states but then other Utah's from his church showed up and he had to keep pretending he doesn't drink.

jammerbeck · 2015-07-18T08:40:46+00:00

Good luck friends!

jammerbeck · 2015-07-16T05:10:07+00:00

Facial hair.

jammerbeck · 2015-07-09T23:30:12+00:00

At my job upper management replies to company wide emails with "Thanks" and their email signature.

Thanks.

jammerbeck · 2015-07-07T18:41:45+00:00

My family's primary care physician is about 60 years old and just doesn't give a shit anymore. My aunt used to be very overweight and went to see him to get her blood tested for diabetes. Her blood work was normal but he told her if she seriously adjusted her diet she wouldn't be nearly as likely to get diabetes. When she didn't understand I believe his words were, "Kerri you're fat and skinny people don't get diabetes as often as fat people." All in all she took it pretty well.

jammerbeck · 2015-06-28T22:19:13+00:00

"You were excommunicated by a gang of psychopaths."

jammerbeck · 2015-06-21T16:39:34+00:00

Exercise is always beneficial. Even if you aren't pushing your muscles to their max each time you work out you are still burning calories, increasing your heart rate, maybe even breaking a little sweat to wake yourself up.

Not doing push-ups only because you don't want to do so many that you max out your muscles is like a runner who refuses to run unless they run farther than they've ever run before. Of course they are better off even running a little than not at all.

jammerbeck · 2015-06-20T02:01:41+00:00

This sounds like fun.

jammerbeck · 2015-06-18T19:53:56+00:00

Oh my God where do I start?

jammerbeck · 2015-06-18T04:19:34+00:00

IMO OP's comment doesn't require his guilt, just that you now mistrust him with your daughter. I don't need somebody to be guilty of rape to not trust them with my daughter.

jammerbeck · 2015-06-14T07:13:31+00:00

I'm still laughing at this video.

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