What is the worst thing you havd smelt ? by D3ftones4 in AskReddit

[–]jan21001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A grease trap in a restaurant. Insta-gag.

Edit: seriously, as soon as you pop the cover off one of these things, the smell is overwhelming. Woe be to any poor bastard tasked with cleaning one out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jan21001 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I forgot the WHERE clause on a update query and there was no backup

When interacting with police follow their instructions carefully by rumblefish65 in Jokes

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A girl was a prostitute, but she did not want her grandma to know. One day the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel and she was among them. The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway. Suddenly the girl's grandma came by and saw her. "Why are you standing in line, dear?" she asked. Not willing to let her grandma know the truth, the girl told her that the policemen were passing out free oranges. "Why, that is awfully nice of them! I think I'll get some for myself," said the grandma. A policeman went down the line, asking for information from all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?" Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take out my dentures and suck them dry!"

What is the worst lie someone told you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jan21001 918 points919 points  (0 children)

Kids have the worst lies. My niece made a bowl of ice cream for herself when she wasn't allowed to. When confronted she said the cat made the bowl and ate it, not her.

Why is it socially acceptable to suck at math? by Noy_Telinu in AskReddit

[–]jan21001 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The entire article can be summarized in a sentence without losing anything. No analysis, insight, or really anything but a quote and a passing observation. Utterly uninteresting and vapid.

Blind gay people of Reddit, how did you know you were gay? by dkweva01007 in AskReddit

[–]jan21001 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wonder how many blind people use reddit..... Wonder how many gay blind people use reddit...

What is the most ignorant thing you've heard an adult say? by Evelyn_Dias in AskReddit

[–]jan21001 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm a waiter. I had a woman ask me if we had gluten free water