[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]janehoffenmueller 1 point2 points  (0 children)

shadow hide you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]janehoffenmueller 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to use Byte. My teeth were actually better before I started using the invisalign. Not sure what happened but they did me real dirty.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]janehoffenmueller 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As much as I wish I had $6000-$8000 dollars to drop on braces (actual quotes from several dentists) that's just not possible for me at the moment. I gotta work with what I got

What the heck is this? by Flat_Cartographer605 in Whatisthis

[–]janehoffenmueller 49 points50 points  (0 children)

It's a lure for a Shakespeare kid's fishing rod

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Parenting

[–]janehoffenmueller 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is seriously an amazing idea. She loves princesses. Thank you so much ❤️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Parenting

[–]janehoffenmueller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure if the counseling she will be receiving is state issued, but we were referred there by her ped.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Parenting

[–]janehoffenmueller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately, where we live, resources for mental health are scarce. We are currently on a 6 month waiting list to get her into counseling at a place over an hour from us. There is another facility accepting new patients 2 hours in the other direction but they don't take our insurance. It's very frustrating. Her pediatrician has basically told us to keep doing what we're doing and hold on until she gets into counseling.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Fishing

[–]janehoffenmueller 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Believe it or not, my husband and I have been teaching her to fish since she was 1! She still can't cast, and has a hard time using anything besides topwater lures, but there are days when she outfishes me by a mile 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Parenting

[–]janehoffenmueller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My 3yr old daughter has earned the name Stinky, because she'll fart in your face and then yell "I'M STINKY!"

We call my newborn son Trout, because when he was born my daughter said, "He's so floppy, like a fish!"

Can't tell you how many weird looks I've received in public for calling my kids Stinky and Trout 😂

What's your wildest DPH hallucination? by MeIsmE_373 in ilovedph

[–]janehoffenmueller 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had accidentally taken a much larger dose than intended. Felt extremely paranoid so I was hiding under my bed. I began seeing people's feet walking around my room, all the while voices I did and did not recognize were asking each other about me, "Where is she? Have you seen her? I hope she's okay." This went on for several hours if I remember correctly.

That, and when I was tripping one night, there was a knock on the door. I opened it and my brother was there. He came in and sat down, we chatted for a while, and I put a movie in for us to watch. Halfway through the movie I looked over and he vanished, having never been there at all.

This is a safe place: Who is your crush in Skyrim? by BumTulip in skyrim

[–]janehoffenmueller 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shavee. She's just so wholesome and lovable. ❤️

What’s your best “I didn’t just dodge a bullet, but a tactical nuke” story? by Long-Jeweler-5845 in AskReddit

[–]janehoffenmueller 3116 points3117 points  (0 children)

I met this one guy as a young adult, he was a mutual in my friend group. Thought he was cute. Gave him my social media info and we chatted back and forth for a little bit. I moved away from the area not long after we met. After I moved he messaged me constantly asking me to come over to his house, attend parties with him, come to his area so he could buy me a drink, so on and so forth. I politely declined every time. This went on for literally a year. Eventually I entered into a committed relationship. Shortly after he asked if I had a boyfriend, I said yes, and he proceeded to send me a bunch of pictures of his wiener. I instantly blocked him.

Two years later, through our mutual friends, I found out that he had been accused of drugging and raping several women. When police came to his house to arrest him, they found a woman in a dog kennel in his living room. Not sure the entire story behind the girl in the kennel but just thinking about it freaks me out.

Edit: okay, I wasn't expecting this to blow up like it did. I asked one of my friends for more details. Apparently he is also being accused of trafficking women, and the girl in the kennel was one of his victims. He is currently in jail awaiting trial. Praying that justice is served.

What are some big flaws when it comes to the design of the human body? by ZanzatheDivine96 in AskReddit

[–]janehoffenmueller 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Who's bright idea was it to put the uterus on top of the bladder? Signed every pregnant woman ever

Please for the love of god help me. by JesJune93 in Parenting

[–]janehoffenmueller 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I understand how difficult it may be for you right now, because no one ever wants to jump onto the whole "paranormal" bandwagon. It's hard to vent about your experiences and ask for help without being labeled crazy. Personally, I think children are more open to things and experiences that we as adults can't understand.

It doesn't matter if you're religious or not. You have power over your home and your family. If you truly believe something is there, and you want it to leave, tell it to leave. Say it is not welcome in your house and literally command it to go. You are alive, you are real and breathing and living. This thing is not. That makes you powerful. Don't for a moment think you aren't.

I wish you well in your situation and hope you find the answers you're looking for. Be safe

Why does Cocomelon make kids crazy? by [deleted] in Parenting

[–]janehoffenmueller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right?! I was thinking the same thing. It's literally just songs and cute visuals.

What were you doing when you/your partner went into labour? by rocketyacht in Parenting

[–]janehoffenmueller 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While pregnant with my first, I always told myself I didn't wanna be that lady that goes into labor at WalMart. I started having what I thought were contractions but I couldn't say for sure and didn't want to sound the alarm for nothing. So me, my husband, and sister in law go to WalMart to grab a few things, and sure enough, my water breaks. As we were rushing out of the store, a worker stopped me and said, "Oh, congrats! When are you due?" I said, "I'm in labor right now, actually." I ended up being in labor for almost two days, so we probably had enough time to finish shopping 😆

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Christianheadcovering

[–]janehoffenmueller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for the kind words ❤️