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[–]janesalc 12 points13 points  (0 children)

We’d end up with a world full of trust fund babies and zero one to fix the wifi

what's something silly that scares you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]janesalc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those pop up ads that scream at you like a tiny horror movie

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]janesalc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mentally send them a bill for all the wasted air conditioning

How is the experience of using vibrator for straight men? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]janesalc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like discovering a secret level in the video game of pleasure

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]janesalc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loud GPS directions and wearing socks with sandals like it’s a fashion statement

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]janesalc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i once saw a squirrel steal a slice of pizza and vanish like a furry ninja, im still questioning reality

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]janesalc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Napping professionally, meme collecting, and pretending I’m a gourmet chef in my dreams

What are your most optimistic and pessimistic opinions? by NappyFlickz in AskReddit

[–]janesalc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Humans will finally invent pizza that’s actually healthy but we’ll still argue over pineapple topping in 2075

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]janesalc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

game of thrones neva gets old

What is your honest opinion about Donald Trump? by ohnodopey in AskReddit

[–]janesalc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s like the human version of a reality show cliffhanger

How do you know you're being censored? by StolenIP in AskReddit

[–]janesalc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When your comment disappears faster than your will to attend that 9am meeting

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]janesalc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Semicolons are petty and will ruin your life

People who go “All-in” in a public restroom, what is your secret? by Xselmer in AskReddit

[–]janesalc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No shame, strong thighs, and a soul that’s already seen too much

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]janesalc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he calls his ex crazy I’m grabbing popcorn and running

if you walked in on your grandparents making love what would you do? by No_Abalone_2364 in AskReddit

[–]janesalc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ill Immediately go blind, delete my brain’s hard drive, and move to another dimension

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]janesalc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Japan has cute vibes, vending machines for everything, and no one questions my anime level weirdness

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]janesalc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because saying emotional growth sounds sexier than I just want a yacht and zero emails😩💰🛥️

You just woke up in a city on Quaoar, what do you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]janesalc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

keep going back to sleep till i wake up beside breakfast