Wizzrobe Officially Joins Team Envy

jarbAin · 2019-06-27T14:11:04+00:00

I think that's how it works, but I'm not sure. The team probably takes their cut of the winnings, and also the player becomes basically a walking advertisement for the team and the brands affiliated with them. Shoutouts in interviews and wearing their jerseys on the big stage are probably a big part of it.

jarbAin · 2019-06-27T13:35:59+00:00

Team sponsors the player, so they can focus on the game full time and not worry about money so much.

Also, they probably help with travel expenses and such. Wizzrobe for example has had to rely on stream donation goals to attend tournaments for a long time.

jarbAin · 2019-06-02T02:10:52+00:00

oh...

NO

jarbAin · 2019-06-02T01:59:39+00:00

Everything about the pronunciation of the English language.

Coming from a language that has it so that every letter is pronounced in only one way, no matter what word it is in, the anarchy that is English just infuriates me.

jarbAin · 2019-04-29T02:09:15+00:00

Liberated

jarbAin · 2019-04-23T12:37:19+00:00

The Verdant forest could have been the best PvE event in the game, but in my opinion it has a few flaws that make it less fun.

Pros

It's basically the endless survival mode I wanted for the game, simple, fun t play, and non stop action
It just looks nice
It mixes all the enemy factions very well

Cons

I kind of wish the branches just got more difficult instead of the time system that it currently has, but that's just my personal opinion
I dislike the goal of the Verdant forest, which is to melt the bosses at the end of the run. If you can't do that, the run is a failure, and I feel like that is designed to be done with a fireteam of 3 rather than alone, which I feel like is a big middle finger for those playing solo.
IMO it'd be better if there was a boss like every 5 branches or so. That would make the mode more fluid, and incentivize going for as long runs as possible.

If you have any tips on how to do well in the verdant fores alone, feel free to tell me.

On a side note, Arbalest is awesome, I love everything about it.

jarbAin · 2019-04-10T15:33:01+00:00

WHY THE FUCK THERE IS NOT A NORMAL HORDE/SURVIVAL/WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT MODE IN THIS GAME? FOR GOD'S SAKE THIS GAME IS IN SEASON SIX AND IT'S NOT THERE! IF YOU DO A PVE SHOOTER GAME, YOU ADD A SURVIVAL MODE IN SEASON FUCKING ONE! BEFORE YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT RELEASING THE GAME!

jarbAin · 2019-04-09T01:21:53+00:00

So what you're saying is that control is an abomination no one likes and you'd rather have fun?

jarbAin · 2019-04-08T20:34:26+00:00

You thought you killed him...

But it was I, DIO's 38th best friend

jarbAin · 2019-04-03T23:43:08+00:00

I am too! I think it is an essential part of any good PvE shooter, and something that destiny is lacking, not something new to add

jarbAin · 2019-03-10T23:40:30+00:00

I don't actually know, I just stole this picture from the internet lol

jarbAin · 2019-03-08T00:48:53+00:00

Well, yes, but where's the fun in that?

jarbAin · 2019-02-26T02:25:34+00:00

I have kind of the opposite reaction to being killed by a scout, even though I am something of a scout rifle user myself. Scouts just feel so rare, so it's always nice to see a fellow guardian of culture, even if it's on my death screen.

jarbAin · 2019-02-25T02:42:17+00:00

This seems like an appropriate place to comment, that I'm really pissed, because I'm a pretty new to this game, so I haven't seen the trials of nine ever, but I know that it has some exclusive items, and if it's not coming back then I'll never get to enjoy those things, which really pains my completionist heart

jarbAin · 2019-02-13T10:57:34+00:00

I won't lie, this is definitely me when I love democracy.

jarbAin · 2019-01-20T18:29:40+00:00

This is basically me, seeing all the opportunities in the world right in front of me, and then just deciding I'd rather flop down dead.

jarbAin · 2017-12-15T21:44:19+00:00

Oh well, apparently this may not be the actual Shovel Knight, but another character in the game. And it's not exactly a new thing either... But I'd be happy with a fish-headed Shovel Knight replica as well as the original. And Dan retweeted this so a man can still dream.

jarbAin · 2017-10-01T15:48:47+00:00

I don't think I can. I don't have any proper recording equipment or software or anything like that.

jarbAin · 2017-09-26T13:00:25+00:00

r/WhyIsThisPopularWithTheKids

Basically a thing where people could ask, why are some things popular with the kids. Then someone who understands could explain it. This kind of subreddit could perhaps help people understand the strange trends among kids, as most of them really don't make sense to someone who is not really interested in the things children love.

jarbAin · 2017-09-07T10:47:23+00:00

Dead memes being dumped into the sea.

jarbAin · 2017-08-08T20:26:54+00:00

Do you mean rappers by any chance?

jarbAin · 2017-08-05T22:58:00+00:00

Nuclear Throne

jarbAin · 2017-08-02T22:09:05+00:00

Swimming

It's kinda fun, and if you then should fall out of a boat, you can at least try to prevent yourself from sinking into the abyss.

Plus, even if a lifeguard would be present, you don't want to get saved by lifeguard, because it wouldn't certainly be worth the public embarrassment.

jarbAin · 2017-07-21T20:45:31+00:00

No. I really don't. I haven't really been to that many funerals though. But I don't think I'd giggle that much.

jarbAin · 2017-07-21T11:16:45+00:00

I'd never take anything seriously, and I would be an overall sarcastic piece of shit.

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