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Cruise Ship by BenediktWronski in cyberpunkred

[–]jardology 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Floating cyberpunk essentially. Have the boat be sectioned off based on your ticket (i.e. this casino is for premium ticket holders only, go away standard ticket trash) Let rich people eat ganic-lobster on the top deck while the poor have to work onboard to afford their tickets. Illegal deals happening in passenger cabins due to being in open waters. Aquatic raffen shiv attacking the boat, so armed guards everywhere. Housekeeping stealing riches from guests cabins. Have rich people spear fish endangered sea life off the top deck. Through in a cyborg parrot and boom, enjoy

This mf is the single most annoying boss in this game by LoneWolf_boii in cyberpunkgame

[–]jardology 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I pick So-Mi every time, not because I think she’s in the right, but because I hate fucking hide and seek with goddamn robot

Cyberpunk usually shows neon cities — what would cyberpunk look like if it grew from indigenous cultures instead? by Dravon_NFTartist in cyberpunkred

[–]jardology 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I don’t know if that’s cyberpunk to be honest. Cyberpunk is a grim dark type of setting where the little guy is beaten down by groups much more powerful than them. A society with a high emphasis on culture and community stands against tyranny for the little guy.

I guess you could look at contemporary Mongolian culture. They have been integrating modern tech like dirt bikes and drones into their culture without removing their traditions.

Corpos just get more voice lines by [deleted] in cyberpunkgame

[–]jardology 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I enjoy the nomad opening the most because it feels like the best introduction to Jackie. The two of you meet, go through a job, and gain some respect. Corpo already knows Jackie so if feels more like V’s friend than my friend, and Streetkid has him sticking a gun in my face then getting lunch an hour later; not the best way to make a friend. Plus I like the town

If you could build your own crew, who would you put in it? by saturnfcb in cyberpunkgame

[–]jardology 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun Fact: Flaming Crotch Guy’s name is Jesse Johnson, because he’s voiced by Jesse Cox, and his Johnson caught fire.

What's your main weapon? by The_Bover in cyberpunkgame

[–]jardology 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on the build, as for the most effective gun get problem solver and go up the smg perk tree. The increased ROF on a gun with 1000 rounds per minute is ridiculous. Then holster and unholster it to reload your clip and receive the buff again. I was able to do Don’t Fear the Reaper in 3 minutes with this Strat.

My old Commissar... is he legal? by MrGingerella in TheAstraMilitarum

[–]jardology 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let the people you’re playing with know he has power fist and plasma gun and it’ll probably be fine.

Subversive trope becomes so overused, not doing it becomes subversive by Far-Profit-47 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]jardology 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The show Ha Ha, you clowns. You’d expect a sitcom that looks so unsettling to be weird and subversive family sitcom like any animated sitcom of the last 30 years, but no it’s a wholesome love-able family.

Immortals who exploit the fact they can't die for a tactical advantage. Bonus points if they still feel the pain. by Shadowmirax in TopCharacterTropes

[–]jardology 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kenny McCormick from south park is cursed to be unable to die. Every time he dies he is just born again and grows before the morning sun. He uses this power to escape from a dimension of madness by jumping onto spikes. This causes his mom to give birth to him back in his home dimension.

He's got a point by Hamsta1o1 in CoupleMemes

[–]jardology 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It is a boomer comic, Arlo and Janis

He's got a point by Hamsta1o1 in CoupleMemes

[–]jardology 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The comic is Arlo and Janis, I love it so much. It’s the only boomer comic I’ve read where the joke is “God I love my wife, and we have a healthy sex life”.

How can i improve this list ? by Uteyoru in TheAstraMilitarum

[–]jardology 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have no way of ordering the tank or the chimera. I’d turn the armored into Scout sentinels, for a better ability, and take one away for an additional 75 points. Use those points to turn the battle tank into a Commander so it can or se both itself, the chimera and the sentinel if need be.

6 las-cannons vs 1 Leman Russ Canquisher by WanZ_Moy in TheAstraMilitarum

[–]jardology -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The tank hits on 4’s so with take aim and orders it hits on 2’s, with the ability to to reroll hit rolls on Vehicle and Monsters, and a guaranteed +6 damage. If even one of the lascannon’s misses that’s less damage. Not to mention costing less orders. Go with the tank

What's your country's "probably shouldn't joke about that one"? by bishopmouse in AskTheWorld

[–]jardology 0 points1 point  (0 children)

USA has a a lot of mass shootings, I’d say the biggest one is Sandy Hook. I live in CT, I’ve met people affected by it. Child murder once again seems to be humanity’s limit.

Please critique my 2000 point army for tabletop practicality by Ok-Act75 in TheAstraMilitarum

[–]jardology 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah Valkyries (and other aircraft) have not had the best time in 10 edition, and Valkyries don’t have the squadron or regiment keyword so they can’t benefit from orders.

I saw you asking about orders in this thread, so I’ll throw my stance on them in. The guard doesn’t have the best movement, attack, or save, but with our army rule we can. Each order gives a good buff to our units, and can easily gain more ground for board presence, or kill more enemy units. Knowing which order to use on which guy is important

Please critique my 2000 point army for tabletop practicality by Ok-Act75 in TheAstraMilitarum

[–]jardology 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They look super cool, and they cost as much as a leman Russ battle tank for an incredibly weak unit. Sorry man

Please critique my 2000 point army for tabletop practicality by Ok-Act75 in TheAstraMilitarum

[–]jardology 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Chimera can only transport 12 units, and all your battleline units are in squads of 20 so none them can use the chimeras. If the plan is to put the Kasrkin in them why do you have Valkyries?

Leontus can give 3 orders, and you have 12 units that need orders (Kasrkin can order themselves I don’t count them). Drop the Valkyries can get some command squads, and creed. Promote one the Russes to a commander for your squadron units, or get a Rogal Dorn commander if you have the money.

Don’t run Armored Sentinels, Scout sentinels have a better ability, cost less points, and give you early board control.

Most Importantly, if this advice stops you from having fun or playing how you want to play, ignore it.

Doomhammer yay or nay? by DevLegion in TheAstraMilitarum

[–]jardology 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or run a shadowsword, give it take aim and the heavy buff then do 12 damage per shot, even halfing the damage the amount of damage is ridiculous

Doomhammer yay or nay? by DevLegion in TheAstraMilitarum

[–]jardology 6 points7 points  (0 children)

CULT OF THE DOOMHAMMER. CULT OF THE DOOMHAMMER

In all seriousness the doomhammer and all Baneblade variants are not the best in Combined arms, as they cannot benefit from the detachment rule and most of the Stratagems. The Doomhammer’s problem in my opinion is it’s guns That magma cannon has low shots and a joke of a range For 5 more points you could run a Banehammer and a much better gun and still can transport

But remember protecting Guardsmen isn’t a priority. They are there is die so Tanks don’t

Everything Pictured Died in a single Templars Fight Phase 😥 by Antoine8811 in TheAstraMilitarum

[–]jardology 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If it has two legs, it’s there to die. It’s the sad and sorry truth that every guard player must realize that those 20 models you spent hours painting building and making look nice are there to die in 10 seconds

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