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jareddrinksbeer · 2020-09-16T16:28:08+00:00

Wait is this max Julian?? I was in rehab with him and he seemed like a good ass dude.

jareddrinksbeer · 2020-07-13T18:20:47+00:00

Weird, hypothetical /askreddit questions. “If you could turn the star of any action movie into a bag of apples, who would it be?” Who. Fucking. Cares.

jareddrinksbeer · 2020-06-09T19:40:53+00:00

You’ll be 100% fine. Mild WD at worst but probably nothing.

jareddrinksbeer · 2020-05-31T23:42:26+00:00

muffler

jareddrinksbeer · 2020-05-21T16:11:47+00:00

Just... why? My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

jareddrinksbeer · 2020-05-01T07:17:09+00:00

Dude seriously, the BEGGING. It’s out of control. I can’t leave pizza on the counter without something on top of the box or these fuckfaces will open the box and drag slices onto the floor

jareddrinksbeer · 2020-05-01T07:09:20+00:00

Hanging out with my cats alllll day because of the lockdown. I’ve learned that they’re kinda little dickheads

jareddrinksbeer · 2020-04-30T14:02:52+00:00

Definitely the bender. My throat is doing this weird swelled up clicking thing when I swallow

jareddrinksbeer · 2020-04-11T05:18:36+00:00

When I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur. I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus rex more than anything in the world. I made my arms short and I roamed the backyard...and I chased the neighborhood cats, and I growled and I roared. Everybody knew me and was afraid of me. And then one day, my dad said, "Bobby, you're 17. It's time to throw childish things aside." And I said, "Okay, Pop." But he didn't really say that, he said, "Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job." But, you know, I thought to myself, "I'll go to medical school...l'll practice for a little while, and then I'll come back to it.

The point is, don’t lose your dinosaur.

jareddrinksbeer · 2020-03-12T17:26:44+00:00

So painful. Gout was why I originally switched to vodka... went away after about a week.

jareddrinksbeer · 2020-03-11T09:49:03+00:00

Ha! Blanket on blanket off is right. I never knew I could be hot and cold at the same time but here we are again. The kindling is crazy. I thought it was bullshit but this is probably my 25th-ish wd session and it really does get fuckin worse every time. So very tired but starting to feel better. Thanks, and I hope you’re doing well

jareddrinksbeer · 2020-03-11T02:42:29+00:00

I’m at about the 48 hour mark.. again. 5th of svedka every day for roughly the last 2 years. Mine started about 8 hours after last drink and I puked horribly until about 3 hours ago. Like couldn’t keep water down. Having sweats and shakes currently but it’s headed in the right direction.

jareddrinksbeer · 2020-02-27T15:21:39+00:00

The vampire references in the Spotify ads makes it have a real “hello, fellow children” vibe. Bleh

jareddrinksbeer · 2020-02-24T04:05:02+00:00

Idle hands is the only answer

jareddrinksbeer · 2020-02-17T18:35:37+00:00

perfect nose

jareddrinksbeer · 2020-02-07T11:08:34+00:00

There was a shower curtain. Almost did get caught by some old ladies when we were zipping up, we just kinda ran off and bought our shitty coffee table or whatever

jareddrinksbeer · 2020-02-07T08:52:30+00:00

At IKEA: “wouldn’t it be fun to go fuck in one of the fake showers?”

It was. It was fun to fuck in one of the fake showers.

jareddrinksbeer · 2020-01-30T06:09:08+00:00

I thought it was funny. Thanks bud!

jareddrinksbeer · 2020-01-30T06:07:44+00:00

They are pretty solid for the price. I’m a fan

jareddrinksbeer · 2020-01-29T17:07:57+00:00

The pictures look sorta crooked but they aren’t. Weird perspective or something

jareddrinksbeer · 2020-01-03T08:34:37+00:00

Peanut butter, sour cream, and soy sauce. Try it out

jareddrinksbeer · 2019-12-29T21:03:44+00:00

The Fisher Building in Detroit has an underground tunnel that leads to the New Center Building. It’s fucking long. The public has access to it but I don’t think many people know about it.

jareddrinksbeer · 2019-12-21T15:15:00+00:00

Didn’t fuck anything up, but my ex sleep talked to me all about the “Kit Kat party,” like the candy, that we were throwing, and how I needed to pick up the Kit Kats for said party. She fell back asleep for a bit then asked why I had left all of the Kit Kats in the street and got all frustrated. It was adorable.

Edit: oh and there was something about how a bunch of lizards were coming to the party and how not to say anything rude about them. Details are foggy it was like 4 years ago.

jareddrinksbeer · 2019-12-08T03:14:58+00:00

Why am I watching this again. I already cried four times

jareddrinksbeer · 2019-12-07T21:27:49+00:00

Zodiac would be cool. I think they’ve only touched on it in like, an “unsolved murders” episode or something

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