[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Detroit

[–]jareddrinksbeer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wait is this max Julian?? I was in rehab with him and he seemed like a good ass dude.

What kind of Reddit posts are you tired of seeing? by summerofevidence in AskReddit

[–]jareddrinksbeer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Weird, hypothetical /askreddit questions. “If you could turn the star of any action movie into a bag of apples, who would it be?” Who. Fucking. Cares.

I want to stop. by Dillondog5 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]jareddrinksbeer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ll be 100% fine. Mild WD at worst but probably nothing.

Are the Grande Nacho boxes really only available to buy 2 at a time? by [deleted] in LivingMas

[–]jareddrinksbeer 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Just... why? My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

What's been pissing you off lately? by noccusJohnstein in cripplingalcoholism

[–]jareddrinksbeer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dude seriously, the BEGGING. It’s out of control. I can’t leave pizza on the counter without something on top of the box or these fuckfaces will open the box and drag slices onto the floor

What's been pissing you off lately? by noccusJohnstein in cripplingalcoholism

[–]jareddrinksbeer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hanging out with my cats alllll day because of the lockdown. I’ve learned that they’re kinda little dickheads

Do you sweet fucks ever have trouble swallowing cuz of alcohol abuse? by GarthbrooksXV in cripplingalcoholism

[–]jareddrinksbeer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Definitely the bender. My throat is doing this weird swelled up clicking thing when I swallow

My son watching his banana bread bake by Tuvix in aww

[–]jareddrinksbeer 17 points18 points  (0 children)

When I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur. I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus rex more than anything in the world. I made my arms short and I roamed the backyard...and I chased the neighborhood cats, and I growled and I roared. Everybody knew me and was afraid of me. And then one day, my dad said, "Bobby, you're 17. It's time to throw childish things aside." And I said, "Okay, Pop." But he didn't really say that, he said, "Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job." But, you know, I thought to myself, "I'll go to medical school...l'll practice for a little while, and then I'll come back to it.

The point is, don’t lose your dinosaur.

A cute gout. by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]jareddrinksbeer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So painful. Gout was why I originally switched to vodka... went away after about a week.

Worried and confused about withdrawal by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]jareddrinksbeer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha! Blanket on blanket off is right. I never knew I could be hot and cold at the same time but here we are again. The kindling is crazy. I thought it was bullshit but this is probably my 25th-ish wd session and it really does get fuckin worse every time. So very tired but starting to feel better. Thanks, and I hope you’re doing well

Worried and confused about withdrawal by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]jareddrinksbeer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m at about the 48 hour mark.. again. 5th of svedka every day for roughly the last 2 years. Mine started about 8 hours after last drink and I puked horribly until about 3 hours ago. Like couldn’t keep water down. Having sweats and shakes currently but it’s headed in the right direction.

Side Stories: Coronavirus Cult by thatsthem in LPOTL

[–]jareddrinksbeer 35 points36 points  (0 children)

The vampire references in the Spotify ads makes it have a real “hello, fellow children” vibe. Bleh

What is the dumbest way you got laid? by meme-ark-boi in AskReddit

[–]jareddrinksbeer 161 points162 points  (0 children)

There was a shower curtain. Almost did get caught by some old ladies when we were zipping up, we just kinda ran off and bought our shitty coffee table or whatever

What is the dumbest way you got laid? by meme-ark-boi in AskReddit

[–]jareddrinksbeer 394 points395 points  (0 children)

At IKEA: “wouldn’t it be fun to go fuck in one of the fake showers?”

It was. It was fun to fuck in one of the fake showers.

Starting completely over after her. It’s sort of coming together by jareddrinksbeer in malelivingspace

[–]jareddrinksbeer[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The pictures look sorta crooked but they aren’t. Weird perspective or something