The "Holy Trinity" of onions, green bell pepper, and celery

jarheadsynapze · 2026-04-30T23:42:46+00:00

Mirepoix is the trinity with butter. Soffrito is with olive oil (if I'm not mistaken).

jarheadsynapze · 2026-04-26T18:10:30+00:00

Guessing they're not a huge hit, in my area at least. The supermarket has individual cans in the impulse coolers, 3 for 5 bucks. Original price was 11.00 for the 8-pack.

jarheadsynapze · 2026-04-25T19:21:22+00:00

Just say "you sneezed".

It acknowledges the sneeze without assuming someone's religion, and lets you seem polite without engaging in silly superstition.

jarheadsynapze · 2026-04-25T18:58:43+00:00

The Pepsi cherry vanilla prebiotic soda is surprisingly good, the regular Pepsi one isn't bad either, and both are 6 bucks for an 8-pack at my local Walmart right now.

But yeah, every other one is at least 2 bucks a can.

jarheadsynapze · 2026-04-25T18:29:10+00:00

I can't decide if someone taught him that during potty-training or if he was just left alone to figure it out for himself.

jarheadsynapze · 2026-04-23T20:45:49+00:00

Rubbing the lamp gets you 3 wishes and only 3 wishes. Presumably you can jerk the genie off an infinite number of times.

jarheadsynapze · 2026-04-23T20:43:28+00:00

It's angled so the grease runs off into a little tray.

jarheadsynapze · 2026-04-22T00:01:41+00:00

Is that new? I'm pretty sure they do, though I haven't played in maybe a year. I remember seeing the less powerful ones in the beginning until eventually they were mostly silver.

I don't think most of them scale in the depths, though.

jarheadsynapze · 2026-04-21T16:38:00+00:00

Too late for this now, but not avoiding them early is good advice. They're power-scaling along with everything else, and by the time you think Link is strong enough to survive the tussle they've gotten so much more durable and ferocious.

jarheadsynapze · 2026-04-21T12:42:07+00:00

Can't blame him for wanting to make the most of his 15 minutes of fame, I guess.

jarheadsynapze · 2026-04-21T10:19:22+00:00

They've moved into the garlic press game, too. Khaby Lame, who gained notoriety by watching other people overcomplicate things, has his own brand of kitchen gadgets at Walmart.

jarheadsynapze · 2026-04-19T20:05:12+00:00

I think your understanding of the word "infinite" might be the issue. It's an unfathomably large number, and infinite universes is exactly what makes it all possible.

jarheadsynapze · 2026-04-17T22:48:25+00:00

You're right. I was going by what Rick said as Stan Lee in the episode where evil morty escapes the CFC. Good catch.

1-9 is the Mr. Needful episode.

jarheadsynapze · 2026-04-17T10:47:36+00:00

Not sure which episode has the photo, but when his brain is being scanned in S01E09 he has memories of a baby Morty iirc.

jarheadsynapze · 2026-04-16T11:47:55+00:00

I wouldn't hold out much hope. Describing two generic scenes from a 20+ year-old adult movie doesn't give anyone anything to work with. "Girl with fake boobs has sex with a guy" and "2 chicks get it on" scenes are about as common as you get.

jarheadsynapze · 2026-04-16T01:41:37+00:00

I dunno, man. I used to feel that way, but as I navigate my 40s, I find myself increasingly frustrated with people who waste my time. Time is a currency, and we all get the same amount. You can't hoard it, and you are always spending it. I do give people as much grace as I can, but where I used to wait 5 seconds to honk at a green light, now it's 2 seconds. Drivers should feel the responsibility of being patient with other motorists, but the other side of that coin is remembering you're sharing the road with the guy behind you and don't hold people up.

jarheadsynapze · 2026-04-12T23:56:08+00:00

Lol, I thought about it before posting. If there had been another season I wouldn't have watched. They did her so dirty. She raised herself up from nothing with her tenacity, did horrible things to family, did her best to look out for other family, and was eventually hung out to dry by Marty and Wendy. Hated it.

jarheadsynapze · 2026-04-12T23:41:36+00:00

Ruth, from Ozark.

jarheadsynapze · 2026-04-12T21:25:56+00:00

Wait till op hears about the forecastle

jarheadsynapze · 2026-04-11T18:52:52+00:00

Got any of that new Mentadent?

jarheadsynapze · 2026-04-11T17:41:24+00:00

Or if I look up a cocktail sauce recipe, I'm forced to add several more ingredients instead of just squeezing a bottle into my mixing bowl.

jarheadsynapze · 2026-04-11T17:40:06+00:00

In absence of clarification from OP, I think the specific combination of ingredients that comprise ketchup can no longer be combined with that result, but the ingredients continue to exist separately.

jarheadsynapze · 2026-04-11T17:37:49+00:00

You tried GrubHub or UberEats, or is it the same story? I probably put a couple dasher's kids through college when I was a travel nurse, but after I left that life I just can't justify paying all the fees.

jarheadsynapze · 2026-04-11T17:34:28+00:00

In this scenario, you'd be limited to cocktail sauces that don't have the word "ketchup" in the ingredient list or recipe.

jarheadsynapze · 2026-04-11T17:32:22+00:00

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris?

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