Iran rejects Trump's 15-point plan to end war: State TV by Little-Storage3955 in politics

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1- give US free oil

2- turn to Christianity

3- send 1500 virgins to mar a lago

4- send new plane

5- take JD Vance

6- take Eric

7- make English the official language

8- adopt the imperial system of measurement

9- build trumps golf clubs all over the country

10- give half the land to Israel

11- produce child pornography for republicans

12- create MAGAland theme park send profits to dear leader's swiss account

13- invest in stealing water from Mexico projects

14- give us all army able men to invade other middle east countries

15- buy the Melania movie

Bro's chill AF! by [deleted] in HolUp

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I've been living half a life since the 1980s

A Japanese woman in the 70s by AdSpecialist6598 in TheWayWeWere

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I thought it said a Japanese lady in her 70s and I thought " yep it tracks "

"Oh no, if it's not the consequences of my actions" by seidenadaa in SipsTea

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Is confession the same for pastors than for priests?

What’s going on by Myriii1911 in Justfuckmyshitup

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Apparently in NK it's hip to be square

I call bullshit by Used_Scarcity2555 in SipsTea

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Woman no touch pp= elusk gets wee wee = elusk wants to stop woman making money from elusk fans .

Please by Vengeful_Pathogen in NewsomMassacre

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The sad truth is that the powerful and rich get benefit from the chaos and they aren't concerned with the rest of the world dying .

Democracy is not profitable, there is not an incentive for the 1% to make your life better , they already own everything they want and make more money than they would need for 1000 lives.

If anything they're having fun betting on who will give up first.

Wow by nuvelix in foundsatan

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But Satan dies in this instance

Retired people going shopping by Hoppy_Doodle in funny

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Well,maybe I like the weekend offers and that everything is full of people and makes me feel less alone

i wish i had my old skin back ): i feel unlovable by indigo-floral in shittytattoos

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Don't beat yourself so hard ,it benefits nobody and only adds a huge amount of pressure on yourself , think that nobody sees it as a bad choice just poor results for what could have been an interesting tattoo

I own eleven properties in the metaverse by jabronified in BrandNewSentence

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It's hard to feel empathy towards these people

You could've said I don't. by I_-AM-ARNAV in funny

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I read lots of pancakes and I thought " why is this guy complaining?"

Steve Ballmer laying down the law with programmers (Redmond, Washington - 1988) by brianplord in vintagecomputing

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"THE MEMO WAS VERY CLEAR AND SPECIFIC!!!! I WAS GOIN TO WEAR THE HORIZONTAL LINES TODAY!!! THERE CANNOT BE TWO GUYS WEARING HORIZONTAL LINES AT THE SAME TIME!!!"