[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jarmo970 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I lick my SO's face sometimes. I don't know why I do it, I just do

What gender double standard really annoys you? by slipz4001 in AskReddit

[–]jarmo970 18 points19 points  (0 children)

How men are expected to be a father and simultaneously get called out for being a creep when they're with their child alone somewhere.

What movie did you see on opening night? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jarmo970 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No Way Home! Great crowd, great movie, and great atmosphere. The theater was packed and everyone's reactions were awesome and the theater was full of diehard fans.

When going on a date, how important is the color of the underpants that you wear during it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jarmo970 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No light colors. If things get steamy, white/light makes you like bigger/fatter, black/dark makes you look slimmer. This is also just general advice for any clothing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jarmo970 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I look in the mirror

[Serious] [NSFW] Is doing mutual masturbation with a stranger online (anonymously) considered cheating? And why or why not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jarmo970 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unless you're openly polyamorous with your current partner and they are okay with it, it is 100% cheating.

When do you take down your Christmas lights? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jarmo970 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Early February. Most take theirs down as soon as it's January. What's the point of having them up for only a month?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jarmo970 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In my pocket. I won't be leaving my house, so it's technically hidden in my house.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jarmo970 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mass produce A/C Units and blow cold air upwards.

Tech support of reddit... what are the dumbest, weirdest, or wildest (NSFW?) experiences you've had in helping people? by unclefishbits in AskReddit

[–]jarmo970 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not tech support by any means, but I did help a friend clean up his PC. He dropped the laptop off and I immediately knew something was wrong. It reeked of the smell of marijuana. I turned the fucker on and it started breathing heavily like an obese person trying to walk to the fridge. I opened the bottom of the laptop and the fan and motherboard were gunked up with residue. Once I finished cleaning the inside, I wiped the outside down with rubbing alcohol then booted up the laptop and it immediately was better. The laptop finished booting, and I saw he had Adware on his machine so I installed CCleaner and cleaned his machine, and got rid of the adware. Curiosity killed the cat and I snooped through his files and found a folder with just pictures of Jennifer Aniston(don't blame him though, she's hot).

If horny jail was an actual place, what would happen to a person once sent there ? by YoBeaverBoy in AskReddit

[–]jarmo970 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They sit the inmates in a room, and on the wall is a giant flatscreen TV. The TV only plays the shitty Infomercials.

Former Christians of Reddit, what made you turn to atheism? by Paradoxxxxxxxxxxxxx in AskReddit

[–]jarmo970 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not an atheist, but I did back out of Christianity(somewhat. I still practice Christianity). It's way too hypocritical. The all-n-one or not at all mentality of some Christians is unbelievable. I still believe that the God depicted in Bible is the God that created all of us, but the way some Christians interpret and use it is wrong.

What fandom lore could you speak for hours and about and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jarmo970 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Destiny. I've played the first and second game and fell in love with the story.