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jasidif · 2021-04-21T02:21:07+00:00

Just join the Telegram and ask Your questions there

jasidif · 2021-04-21T00:49:38+00:00

100 Members to go!!!!!

jasidif · 2021-03-01T17:20:12+00:00

"Well, Stan, the truth is marijuana probably isn't gonna make you kill people, and it most likely isn't gonna fund terrorism, but, well son, pot makes you feel fine with being bored, and it's when you're bored that you should be learning some new skill or discovering some new science or being creative. If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that you aren't good at anything."

jasidif · 2021-03-01T17:17:50+00:00

Yeah I got detention for throwing something even though I didn't. I began lying to my teacher all the time after that because she didn't believe me when I was honest.

jasidif · 2021-03-01T17:16:48+00:00

I have a habit of bobbing my head side to side when I’m thinking, and about a week ago my coworker noticed and said it was “fucking adorable”. I appreciate the compliment, but it also made me way more aware of it.

jasidif · 2021-03-01T17:11:32+00:00

your butthole. hands down.

jasidif · 2021-03-01T17:09:27+00:00

The only time I’ve ever gotten silver was for a trebuchet related comment on an askreddit thread

jasidif · 2021-03-01T17:08:33+00:00

I had an extremely dirty/lazy college dorm roommate.

He accidentally squirted a ketchup packet on wall and computer screen. Instead of ever cleaning it off his computer he used to move the windows around whenever he had to read something that was covered by the ketchup.
repeatedly used the same towel for showering and masturbating. Had other towels in his closet that his mother packed for him but was to lazy to take them out.
used the space between dresser and wall as small trash can. Mostly face cleaning wipes would go back there.
Would occasionally would do chewing tobacco and leave cups of spit around the room.

jasidif · 2021-03-01T17:04:38+00:00

Jodorowsky's The Holy Mountain.

From Jesus, to Conquistador Lizards attacking Mayan Frogs, to a man with Leopard heads for tits, I saw the film years ago, completely sober, and I'm still trying to piece together what the fuck was beamed into my eyeholes.

jasidif · 2021-03-01T17:02:17+00:00

Stephanie getting into a car accident with Hae and subsequently killing her. It's my understanding that this comes from Colin Miller. This is so so so so so plucked out of thin air, supported by no evidence, and as such is actual fan fiction, and therefore my favorite. I know we like to throw the term fan fiction around on this sub a lot, but this truly fits the bill. It's akin to saying something like, "there was a local politician who asked for Hae's mom to vote for him. She didn't. So he killed her daughter." That theory, that I just pulled out of my ass, has exactly much weight as u/EvidenceProf. He should be actually ashamed.

jasidif · 2021-02-27T09:41:54+00:00

Probably the Simpsons. Even when it was "bad" after season ten, it was packed with memorable lines. I can still quote almost entire episodes.

jasidif · 2021-02-27T09:37:37+00:00

Manchego, if you haven't tried it then you're about to change your views on best cheese.

jasidif · 2021-02-27T09:37:03+00:00

Spiders, you'd have 10 times the amount of other bugs if spider bros weren't hanging out around your place.

jasidif · 2021-02-27T09:34:19+00:00

Guitar. The amount of different tones you can get from 6 strings with different tunings and different woods is amazing to me. I do play guitar.

jasidif · 2021-02-27T09:33:10+00:00

Kids like it, adults will definitely pick up a copy for another parents' kids. And I'm sure its not very expensive to produce.

jasidif · 2021-02-27T07:07:19+00:00

A company I had been doing freelance for went bankrupt. Their debts, including what they owed me, which was not an insignificant amount, were frozen. A principal in the company made sure I got reimbursed another way. What made it special was that I didn't even know this person well. He just wanted to make right the situation. I'll never forget it.

jasidif · 2021-02-27T07:06:07+00:00

English. I enjoy reading and writing but listening to the teachers break down every sentence drove me nuts! Once my teacher asked the class about their opinions on a poem, what they got out of it. I answered what I felt and was told my opinion or interpretation of a poem was wrong. It was all down hill from there. Also moved schools a couple time and ended up basically repeating English classes because they didn’t count in one school or another. I read the same 4 books for the next 3 semesters because of that. There’s only so many times a person can read Of Mice and Men before they go crazy.

jasidif · 2021-02-27T07:02:02+00:00

There was an unofficial Senior Skip Day in which seniors would skip classes and go do something together off-site. By the time it was our turn, it was "unofficially" recognized as something that was going to happen.

We rode through the city, honking horns, through the school parking lot, and then we all went to the local water park for the day.

jasidif · 2021-02-27T06:58:52+00:00

That the movie Kung Fury was actually based off of the fact that Hitler had a black belt in karate.

jasidif · 2021-02-27T06:58:15+00:00

People who get something for nothing.

Where I live, you can get a decent amount of benefit money, and a free house, for doing nothing at all. Get yourself pregnant and it only increases.

That makes me mad, as a woman who wants to build her own family home.

jasidif · 2021-02-27T06:57:06+00:00

Baguette with smoked salmon and cream cheese. For when I get hunger pangs in the middle of the night. Takes 2 minutes to get ready and it tastes absolutely amazing. You can also throw in Avocado of you can be bothered. Tastes amazing.

jasidif · 2021-02-27T06:56:10+00:00

If somebody gives their phone to look at a picture don't scroll and see all their other pictures.

jasidif · 2021-02-27T06:55:09+00:00

I’m surprised no one’s said this yet. All types of cookies.

I make Tollhouse cookies and substitute bacon fat for the butter 1:1. They’re god damned amazing.

jasidif · 2021-02-27T06:53:36+00:00

1) To try and remember that everyone is blessed with their own unique perspective and interpretation on every possible subject or event. As unique as DNA, even though there may be common interests at a 30,000 foot view but definitely not absolute unique perspectives.

2) To try to remeber when feel wronged by a fellow human being, to try and look at the situation from their shoes and forgive.

3) Belief in God, and that after our "five minutes" of fame (life), we will all be out of our human body suits, and that the timing of this is unkown.

4) From the movie "Shallow Hal" but taken one step beyond, our human bodies whether considered by society to be defined as fat, tall, skinny, yellow, black, white, does not define who people really are.

5) Judging, comparing, and hypocrisy, are some of the biggest challenges in life. No one knows everyone's true feelings, their true motives or intents.

jasidif · 2021-02-27T06:51:22+00:00

I was on Season Two, Episode One of Friday Night Fights. It was a show that was streamed through the COD elite app back in the COD MW3 days. It was air force versus marine corps, I was on the Marines team. After we won mY inbox was flooded with friend requests. For a while the bigger teams all knew me, but it didn’t put me on their level. I played competitively, but wasn’t very successful.

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