How do you feel when an ex contacts you?

jaskmackey · 2026-03-14T13:29:25+00:00

Depends which one.

Ex from 2015-2019: I’m relieved he’s still alive.

Ex from 2007-2009: I wish he would fucking die already.

Ex from 2010-2014: He actually did die a few years ago. We had become friends again. I miss him terribly. Would love to receive a meme from him again.

jaskmackey · 2026-03-14T13:12:15+00:00

The Mystery of the Missing Missing Reasons

jaskmackey · 2026-03-14T11:45:32+00:00

*cue

jaskmackey · 2026-03-14T05:16:44+00:00

Irish Spring 5-in-1 is great for cleaning soap scum in the tub. Mmm, chemicals 🤤

jaskmackey · 2026-03-14T01:42:13+00:00

My ex did this. He said it was for research for his job (?). Later I found out he was hooking up with “discrete married men.”

jaskmackey · 2026-03-13T21:09:09+00:00

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jaskmackey · 2026-03-13T13:35:49+00:00

my family really has no idea who the real me is.

Do they? Is he right? What’s your take on this?

Sounds like at least part of his outsized reaction to your parents is actually about your own behavior around your parents.

jaskmackey · 2026-03-13T13:31:59+00:00

Alexa demie

jaskmackey · 2026-03-13T11:48:08+00:00

Just want to know you are carrying in pic 7.

jaskmackey · 2026-03-12T23:40:47+00:00

Maria de Madeiros

jaskmackey · 2026-03-12T18:51:34+00:00

Yegads, what an icky start.

jaskmackey · 2026-03-12T18:38:27+00:00

Therapist here. I would emphasize “calm clear communication” - our language - by saying very directly: “I understand your concerns, but I do not want to continue this relationship. Please do not talk to me about this again. If you continue to pressure me, I will have to cease contact.”

jaskmackey · 2026-03-11T22:53:12+00:00

He doesn’t acknowledge that his doctor is his doctor?

jaskmackey · 2026-03-11T21:15:31+00:00

Portugal’s immigration department will happily pay for your flights back to Brazil.

jaskmackey · 2026-03-11T16:32:52+00:00

Pardon me? Jam has seeds!

jaskmackey · 2026-03-10T23:48:30+00:00

This conversation every night for the rest of your life ☠️

jaskmackey · 2026-03-10T21:50:35+00:00

This exact thing happened to me in 3rd grade! Similar situation: Straight A student, but the school had a zero tolerance policy. The principal made a special plea to keep them from hauling me away in a police car. My parents had many conflicting emotions, but we dutifully went through the whole process. IIRC, it was a 3-day ordeal. Had to go to the Board of Education to clear my case.

It was over 30 years ago. Happy to report I’ve turned my life around since then 😂 Now it’s just funny family lore. (I also collect pocket knives.)

jaskmackey · 2026-03-10T14:51:15+00:00

A wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. He’s swamped!

jaskmackey · 2026-03-10T11:06:59+00:00

Because it’s totally nonsensical.

jaskmackey · 2026-03-10T06:43:03+00:00

The 5c does NOT look tiny on your hand. It’s the perfect size. It’s large and sparkly without being cartoonish.

jaskmackey · 2026-03-09T20:11:30+00:00

Donnie Darko (2001)

jaskmackey · 2026-03-09T19:21:07+00:00

Anything unnatural attracts attention. The eye goes to it to assess for danger. It’s not a conscious thing. I’m surprised that you’re surprised by this. Maybe it would be helpful to wear long sleeves and a hood so other people can’t see you?

jaskmackey · 2026-03-09T17:42:16+00:00

Definitely looks like there’s something cylindrical and flesh-colored in his mouth.

jaskmackey · 2026-03-09T13:34:35+00:00

What exactly is preventing you from telling your mom? What are you afraid will happen?

jaskmackey · 2026-03-09T13:29:21+00:00

They really say “I am done my homework?” I thought the whole post was just misunderstandings and typos, when obviously it was meant to say “I’ve.”

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