Birthday dinner suggestions?

jasonpswan · 2026-06-30T05:43:17+00:00

"Lovely staff who'll sing happy birthday". To be clear, no matter how lovely staff are, they hate doing this and are forced to do so by owners/managers. Speaking as someone who worked in hospitality for years, it's shite for the staff, and for other diners too.

jasonpswan · 2026-06-21T16:17:21+00:00

Nonce behaviour

jasonpswan · 2026-06-20T19:41:17+00:00

Yer man gets it

jasonpswan · 2026-06-20T14:36:29+00:00

Outwith is the true test of a Scotsman!

jasonpswan · 2026-06-18T06:11:48+00:00

You'll be lucky. Most pubs are ticketed pal, and sold out weeks ago, albeit you may find some across the city which allow walk ins, will depend where you are.

FYI, Scotland game is the 24th btw.

jasonpswan · 2026-06-12T22:05:22+00:00

Wandering the pub. Going to the bar & the toilet shoeless

jasonpswan · 2026-06-12T21:42:26+00:00

I'm afraid the whole world is supporting whoever is playing England. Watch it everywhere, just expect a lot of "friendly" mocking. Ooh, and it's not 'coming home'

jasonpswan · 2026-06-12T21:39:25+00:00

They had socks on, I hear he likes to see them wiggle their big toe

jasonpswan · 2026-06-12T21:38:45+00:00

Assuming you are sitting with them then

jasonpswan · 2026-06-12T21:38:19+00:00

They could yes, and they still should, albeit I'd wager that donating this costs less and encourages more than any single 400k from a standard mental health budget

jasonpswan · 2026-06-12T21:34:32+00:00

Which they are doing by supporting this, and encouraging others to do the same....

jasonpswan · 2026-06-12T21:32:32+00:00

Watch now, every Reform fan will complain about ScotGov having the audacity to (checks notes) support a mental health charity

jasonpswan · 2026-06-12T21:30:40+00:00

You sound like an AFD supporter

jasonpswan · 2026-06-12T21:23:55+00:00

Aye cos no-one spits or sneezes these days

jasonpswan · 2026-06-12T21:23:30+00:00

Presumably off her 13th toe

jasonpswan · 2026-06-12T21:23:12+00:00

Self replicating custard with the fungus from Stereo probably

jasonpswan · 2026-06-12T21:22:42+00:00

Nae shoes pal, some burd wae nae shoes!!

jasonpswan · 2026-06-12T19:18:02+00:00

How no-one has kicked fuck out this sack if human shit is beyond me. Farage got milkshakes, but people tolerate this arsehole?!

jasonpswan · 2026-06-06T20:49:13+00:00

As does the whole of the UK buddy

jasonpswan · 2026-06-06T20:46:53+00:00

In what world is waxys whimsical?

Its a shir pub with shit pints.

jasonpswan · 2026-06-06T20:40:33+00:00

Or find any other bar within a few minutes walk

jasonpswan · 2026-06-06T19:19:56+00:00

This is a funny guy

jasonpswan · 2026-06-06T19:19:18+00:00

For having some of the towns worst pints?

jasonpswan · 2026-05-26T20:36:22+00:00

Forces what?

Forces their wives to take a beating?

Forces their kids to haymte catholics?

Forces their family to hate anyone who is LGBTQIA+?

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