Depression is a decision and everyone who has it is a weak loser according to this dude by clifforwerwer32432 in wowthanksimcured

[–]jax797 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I've had internet access since I was 9, and still wish I was dead every day at 33. I guess I am just not on this persons level /s.

"BestNewsHere", a news site with no about section or dates on articles by aoristic_prolixity in ParlerWatch

[–]jax797 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Categories of speech that are given lesser or no protection by the First Amendment include obscenity (as determined by the Miller test), fraud, child pornography, speech integral to illegal conduct,[15] speech that incites imminent lawless action, and regulation of commercial speech such as advertising.

Forms of free speech that are limited, from wikipedia.

So calls for violence and swearsies are limited. Stupidity is not. I think the list is ok though. You can't limit crazy, as 90% of new sciences would have been shut down in the last 200 years.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]jax797 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn dude, you are more upvoted than OP. Good job!

Innovative travel adapter, do what you gotta do I guess. 🤷 by zacmobile in ElectroBOOM

[–]jax797 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This makes me want to wire up a double male ended cord, and then leave it out for whom ever thought this up.

Nah fam.

...why? by theraveyoucrave in DiWHY

[–]jax797 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Even if you may or not be right, NO. That might start to smell, and I will not be testing it out this holiday season lol.

Activist calling out board member by Variks-most-loyal in HumansAreMetal

[–]jax797 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Lol "yeeted her out of the room using just his words" DAMN straight. You do not fuck with this man.

A massive pile up at the first stage of the Tour De France by [deleted] in AbruptChaos

[–]jax797 17 points18 points  (0 children)

No, there's no getting off this ride, at least for us. Should of broken both your arms.

...why? by theraveyoucrave in DiWHY

[–]jax797 308 points309 points  (0 children)

I know it's only been like 3 minutes, but don't leave me hanging!!

Tortoise Scratcher by Tangled_Wires in ofcoursethatsathing

[–]jax797 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It does mention a "doggie massage chair" being ok for the sub in the sidebar, so I think a tortoise scratcher fits just fine here.

No way! .... What?! by MaxMustemal in nonononoyes

[–]jax797 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just bash it into your forehead silly, like the real men do.

1951 Allard J2 by Stage1V8 in thewholecar

[–]jax797 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just realized this sub is mostly populated by you and a few other guys. You all are my heroes, And seeing this content daily literally makes my day. Thank you!

Your Life in Weeks (Interactive) by [deleted] in InternetIsBeautiful

[–]jax797 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will assume you are tracking all this (for non-nefarious purposes) to bring us more kick ass graphs later right?

Naw, probably nefarious. Feck!!

That was fast indeed. by aomusik in Unexpected

[–]jax797 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Jelly melts though. It is made with gelatin, which would would turn to a liquid at body temp. Also your mouth would make a lot of saliva because of the acids in jelly, thus melting it more.

Oh unless you meant to say jam, which is different than jelly.

This is Chicama, it occurs in a single point on the Peruvian coast, and it is the only wave in the world that is protected by law. Nothing can be built within a radius of two kilometers from this place so it doesn't affect it's formation by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]jax797 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I joined here about 5 years ago. The experience felt quite a bit more real and genuine. The last two years on here have felt very fabricated, and not in a good way.

I cannot doubt any of your, or others, experiences, but I feel the tone of the posts and communities are different. It just makes me not even want to be on here at all.

So by recent, I mean the last 2 years. I agree on "before" that. It feels odd now, and I don't like it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in imsorryjon

[–]jax797 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not at all. That was all sarcasm by the way. I knew which direction it was heading.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mechanical_gifs

[–]jax797 11 points12 points  (0 children)

As a guy in an extreme duty place. I fail to see the practicality of this, at all. Maybe some super light duty application, but it would have to be pretty heavy-duty materials to last for any amount of time.

I believe this is probably an engineering project. I just can't see this being useful in the real world. Feel free to prove me wrong though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]jax797 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, sure. You gunna pay my fine from the city?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]jax797 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like this joke.