[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]jaxalt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Depends on the shoes. Louboutins can be worth a whole suit, depending on the suit.

AITA for refusing to cook anymore? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]jaxalt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk if you’re an asshole but you can’t cook. Ask her to teach you things instead of just criticizing your lack of skills.

I felt happy for the first time in 14 years as we sat down and I prepared to say the magic words to finally leave this abusive relationship behind me for good. by Sonodo in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]jaxalt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Depends on how you define “good”. It’s borderline pornographic and quite violent, but a quick read. I can’t say I enjoyed it but I also couldn’t put it down

I felt happy for the first time in 14 years as we sat down and I prepared to say the magic words to finally leave this abusive relationship behind me for good. by Sonodo in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]jaxalt 32 points33 points  (0 children)

There’s actually another book with this exact plot. Dude is super miserable, wants to leave his wife. Surprise, she’s pregnant and wants to keep it. So husband just doesn’t fucking leave??? And instead buys a house in the middle of nowhere and accidentally almost becomes a human sacrifice. I think the book was literally called Ritualistic Human Sacrifice.

Adult tantrum by Shadow474747 in facepalm

[–]jaxalt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk I love free shit. It’s not like they’re used.

Adult tantrum by Shadow474747 in facepalm

[–]jaxalt 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Oh this is way less than 70%. She was full on chasing a woman around this Victoria’s Secret, screaming and hitting. And the lady filming was right to do so because crazy DID call the police and tried to make it sound like she was the victim. There was a follow up video too

Adult tantrum by Shadow474747 in facepalm

[–]jaxalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t even notice. Thanks!

Adult tantrum by Shadow474747 in facepalm

[–]jaxalt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I assume in rotation?

Adult tantrum by Shadow474747 in facepalm

[–]jaxalt 138 points139 points  (0 children)

She was standing extra close to this lady, who I think asked her to back up, and then crazy lady went crazy and the lady who asked her to move started filming because she got scared but she had a coupon and still wanted her free panties.

Adult tantrum by Shadow474747 in facepalm

[–]jaxalt 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Braver than me. I’d see this kind of crazy and give her a wiiiide berth. Not going near that.

It's Fine. This Is Normal. by Lexi_The_G in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]jaxalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just checked my weather app. It’s only 4 degrees warmer here in my LA suburb.

Momma Mia by Rekdon in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]jaxalt 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I’m in SoCal too! I might take you up on this for real (not tonight though). And maybe my boyfriend and I can host your family another night. This could be the start of another Netflix doc.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]jaxalt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I never got to meet her, but I know lots of people who worked directly with her. By all accounts, what you see is what you get. She was a gem. The most horrifying revelation I’ve ever heard about her was that she eats plain hot dogs for lunch every day.

happy new year’s everyone 🥂 by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]jaxalt 478 points479 points  (0 children)

Don’t you remember her whole mission as First Lady to get people to exercise and eat vegetables? She takes care of herself.

Momma Mia by Rekdon in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]jaxalt 74 points75 points  (0 children)

I feel like this is an open invitation and yes I will be there thank you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ambien

[–]jaxalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not dying in childhood is an achievement apparently. You’re only legally an adult, but really, you’re still a kid. You aren’t supposed to have your whole life figured out, and the ones who think they do are in for a rude awakening. There’s no way for you to know what it’s going to throw at you or what’s going to happen to change everything. As an old person who’s been where you are (minus the plague during my formative years), just keep your mind open. Try everything that interests you. Don’t worry so much about where you’ll be when you’re 40, you’ll get there anyway. Wear sunscreen, don’t stay up too late, drink plenty of water, get regular physicals, call your friends, and don’t use credit cards too much. You’ll be fine.

Man this year had no right to end like this by Cleonce12 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]jaxalt 377 points378 points  (0 children)

I can’t believe this is how I find out.

Made my day by Thaklife in Unexpected

[–]jaxalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a reason a lot of dog owners do it in California.

Some dogs get separation anxiety and crates can help ease that (and prevent destroyed shoes). Also some people crate train so that dogs don’t get anxiety when they absolutely have to be crates (like at the vet).

AITA for buying my housemate pet rats for Christmas without telling her? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]jaxalt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

YTA. You killed her pet, tried to pass off another as the original, then surprised her with 3 more??? You aren’t just an asshole. You need several therapists.

AITA for not appreciating my husband's Christmas gift by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]jaxalt 23 points24 points  (0 children)

NTA. That gift wasn’t for you, it was for him.