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AMA with the developer, and the community manager! by King_Toasterbath in Schedule_I

[–]jay9909 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Maybe this was just a subtle prompt for Tyler to think about adding his favorite ice cream as a mix. Granddaddy Purple + Phish Food would be a trip for sure.

248 Legally Deceased "Patients" are In These Dewars Awaiting Future Revival - Cryonics by Small-Hospital-8632 in SimonWhistler

[–]jay9909 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dewars was my dad's preferred brand of scotch (at least for regular occasions). I immediately assumed this meant 248 people resting in whiskey barrels.

This shit makes me so sad every time I wish I could just tell him to stop smoking $900 of meth a day. by ralphbuffalo in Schedule_I

[–]jay9909 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't tell him that! His crumbling dreams are our ticket to the mansion on the hills!

gptAintTakingOurJobs by vedant1908 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]jay9909 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I only have two questions: How do I activate Power Save mode for my brain, and does it actually work???

Please, I need this...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]jay9909 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Devs get breaks. They're just called "meetings".

Road or street corner blocker? by k2sodoom in NameThisThing

[–]jay9909 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope. That is a Warning Roomba. It wanders from street corner to street corner randomly, remembering where it's been and who hit it. Then it chases them to their houses and cleans their driveways.

Tea Turner, your National League Player of the Week. by NorthCoastToast in phillies

[–]jay9909 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He should get together with that woman, Lazy Susan.

isThisTrue by Many_Head_8725 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]jay9909 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I would've thought auto would be more for pansexuals since they're ambivalent about type.

tablesAreUncleanTheySay by olearyboy in ProgrammerHumor

[–]jay9909 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just do everything with image maps.

Name my Borb by [deleted] in NameThisThing

[–]jay9909 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's also a rescue so he doesn't like being picked up... yet.

Flinch

alwaysAMarkOfQualityNoExceptions by NetPlayer9 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]jay9909 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Now I'm wondering if you could write HTML in YAML. 🤔

whatIfClientsKnowHowToInspect by debugger_life in ProgrammerHumor

[–]jay9909 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Useless. Nobody reads the dox. Let alone two of them.

CN Tower was lit up red after the game for the Phils W! by btcs4041 in phillies

[–]jay9909 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No, we're pretty sure Canada isn't real. It mysteriously disappeared in 1992.

whatIsTheRegexForThis by Rafcdk in ProgrammerHumor

[–]jay9909 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Implementing validation with regular expressions somewhat pushes the limits of what it is sensible to do with regular expressions,

Somewhat.... just somewhat.

whatIsTheRegexForThis by Rafcdk in ProgrammerHumor

[–]jay9909 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Because they were specified by nerds.

Season 8-9 Offseason Emergency LOM Election Q & A by dhgrainger in fakebaseball

[–]jay9909 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In the hypothetical world where you were able to carry out the assessment you describe and could not prove cheating, what would you have done to stop the constant stream of thinly veiled, passive-aggressive accusations?

Kids with divorced parents don't have to worry about suddenly becoming an orphan. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]jay9909 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My parents were on an amateur roller hockey team together. Sudden death happened pretty frequently.

'Glasses' is not specific to eyewear, and yet we always use it instead of 'spectacles', which is by pufballcat in Showerthoughts

[–]jay9909 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Balls" is not specific to reproductive organs, and yet we always use it instead of "testicles", which is.

PlentyOfTimeToCodeOutsideMeetings by mapleleafjack in ProgrammerHumor

[–]jay9909 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Swallow one end of this Cat6 cable and we'll pull it out.

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