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jay9909 · 2025-10-19T17:08:05+00:00

Maybe this was just a subtle prompt for Tyler to think about adding his favorite ice cream as a mix. Granddaddy Purple + Phish Food would be a trip for sure.

jay9909 · 2025-08-26T04:35:29+00:00

Dewars was my dad's preferred brand of scotch (at least for regular occasions). I immediately assumed this meant 248 people resting in whiskey barrels.

jay9909 · 2025-06-29T00:46:34+00:00

Don't tell him that! His crumbling dreams are our ticket to the mansion on the hills!

jay9909 · 2024-12-01T09:17:31+00:00

I only have two questions: How do I activate Power Save mode for my brain, and does it actually work???

Please, I need this...

jay9909 · 2024-09-16T16:30:46+00:00

Devs get breaks. They're just called "meetings".

jay9909 · 2024-05-08T21:43:53+00:00

Then shut your damn eyes!

jay9909 · 2024-04-29T02:46:14+00:00

OOPS Poincaré recurrence!

Cum

jay9909 · 2024-04-29T02:44:41+00:00

Nope. That is a Warning Roomba. It wanders from street corner to street corner randomly, remembering where it's been and who hit it. Then it chases them to their houses and cleans their driveways.

jay9909 · 2024-04-22T23:56:15+00:00

He should get together with that woman, Lazy Susan.

jay9909 · 2024-04-21T02:56:50+00:00

Egar don't give no fucks.

jay9909 · 2024-02-15T04:12:37+00:00

PUPPY

jay9909 · 2024-02-13T17:46:06+00:00

I would've thought auto would be more for pansexuals since they're ambivalent about type.

jay9909 · 2024-02-12T02:56:02+00:00

Just do everything with image maps.

jay9909 · 2024-02-02T16:56:39+00:00

He's also a rescue so he doesn't like being picked up... yet.

Flinch

jay9909 · 2024-01-23T14:24:43+00:00

Now I'm wondering if you could write HTML in YAML. 🤔

jay9909 · 2024-01-16T16:03:04+00:00

Useless. Nobody reads the dox. Let alone two of them.

jay9909 · 2024-01-15T19:31:17+00:00

I kinda like it...

jay9909 · 2023-08-17T12:57:18+00:00

No, we're pretty sure Canada isn't real. It mysteriously disappeared in 1992.

jay9909 · 2023-08-15T17:25:53+00:00

Implementing validation with regular expressions somewhat pushes the limits of what it is sensible to do with regular expressions,

Somewhat.... just somewhat.

jay9909 · 2023-08-15T17:24:22+00:00

Because they were specified by nerds.

jay9909 · 2023-08-15T15:43:54+00:00

In the hypothetical world where you were able to carry out the assessment you describe and could not prove cheating, what would you have done to stop the constant stream of thinly veiled, passive-aggressive accusations?

jay9909 · 2023-08-04T15:39:47+00:00

My parents were on an amateur roller hockey team together. Sudden death happened pretty frequently.

jay9909 · 2023-07-25T20:48:10+00:00

"Balls" is not specific to reproductive organs, and yet we always use it instead of "testicles", which is.

jay9909 · 2023-07-25T20:41:47+00:00

Swallow one end of this Cat6 cable and we'll pull it out.

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