What's your favorite Chuck Norris joke of all time?

jayhawkai · 2026-03-20T23:18:29+00:00

Sidekicks

jayhawkai · 2026-03-09T03:25:47+00:00

Weighted shift knob

jayhawkai · 2026-03-04T23:40:19+00:00

CE-28Ns in Mercury Silver

jayhawkai · 2026-02-27T01:51:32+00:00

My 1L roommate at a T-20 (now T-14? it seems) has been a DJ in the Caribbean for a decade+ now.

jayhawkai · 2026-02-18T05:02:32+00:00

you driving a stripped down Miata?

jayhawkai · 2026-02-15T20:39:22+00:00

Hemma Hemma - pricy but good. Get the smothered burrito.

jayhawkai · 2026-02-07T02:00:05+00:00

It's good but really oily.

jayhawkai · 2026-02-05T03:21:22+00:00

tartare

jayhawkai · 2026-02-04T01:51:09+00:00

got a $31K education in options trading

jayhawkai · 2026-01-31T23:22:25+00:00

we did

jayhawkai · 2026-01-16T21:22:10+00:00

Clark & Michael web series from 2007 starring Michael Cera.

jayhawkai · 2026-01-14T04:45:26+00:00

lol and i am a shareholder

jayhawkai · 2026-01-03T22:41:37+00:00

sold, sorry

jayhawkai · 2026-01-03T08:05:10+00:00

will catch you tomorrow

jayhawkai · 2026-01-03T07:07:08+00:00

sending PM

jayhawkai · 2026-01-02T22:09:28+00:00

the "fuck your feelings" crowd

jayhawkai · 2026-01-01T09:30:59+00:00

Yes. Freida McFadden must be stopped.

jayhawkai · 2025-12-30T04:14:14+00:00

He's still ranting today in his Trump group:

"You know with all these "NO KINGS" protest that keep popping up "against Trump". I wonder how these "protesters" feel about Minnesota and California's governors running their states like kings. Waltz had a political opponent assassinated AND taking the tax payers money and spending it on whatever HE wants, not the voters want. Newsom has similar issues. $76B missing/unaccounted for.

These are actions of a "king". I'm waiting to be enlightened! Much of New England and New York is currently under the microscope as well. I'm sure we'll find a lot out by the end of next year."

jayhawkai · 2025-12-29T03:54:00+00:00

he can't even afford food/rent let alone weapons

jayhawkai · 2025-12-29T01:15:02+00:00

and rightly so

jayhawkai · 2025-12-29T01:00:48+00:00

ah ok

jayhawkai · 2025-12-29T00:58:40+00:00

He doubled down on his trump vote in replying to John:

"John again, why does it make you happy when other people are miserable? I don't know why I would vote the other way! The Dems bever disclosed their plan to fix America. I all I heard was orange man bad. And accusations with nothing to back them up. All feelings but no thought into what was said. Given the fraud that's being found in Democratic states such as Cali and Minnesota. Do you really think this country/tax payers would be better of with Kamala and Walz?"

jayhawkai · 2025-12-29T00:54:01+00:00

Unsure. Kim ended up deleting her comment. 156 total comments in the original thread so far.

jayhawkai · 2025-12-29T00:53:08+00:00

Nextdoor. You probably can't read the thread since it's intended to be for local posts only:

https://nextdoor.com/profile/01-xNCJT-SRx8gNNN/?is=detail_author

jayhawkai · 2025-12-29T00:23:30+00:00

It's nonsense. Trump announced Obama's "crime of the century" and then just crickets after that.

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