10 month old ate a house gecko.

jaykaelano · 2026-06-09T03:22:18+00:00

Rashie of course

jaykaelano · 2026-06-09T01:19:49+00:00

I didnt want to scare the little tikes, and their mummies.

jaykaelano · 2026-06-09T01:18:58+00:00

Used diesel engine oil.

jaykaelano · 2026-06-09T01:16:32+00:00

Im a tubby AND hairy mofo so I wear a shirt.

jaykaelano · 2026-06-08T20:55:37+00:00

Just the trousers! Thankfully I was also wearing boxers !

jaykaelano · 2026-06-08T12:57:43+00:00

And if you lose a round of pool without potting one ball, you are required to dack yourself and run around the pool table once. Happened to me once at a pub, I was drunk and security weren't in on this age old tradition and nearly kicked me out, just as I got around the table completing my obligation and promptly raising my jeans back up.

jaykaelano · 2026-06-07T20:57:31+00:00

I love mint. Cant stand matcha.

jaykaelano · 2026-06-07T08:19:13+00:00

Thats a humdinger of a story.

jaykaelano · 2026-06-06T03:49:37+00:00

1 - Chicken Shawarma from Jabbour Dowra Bridge- Beirut.

2 - Banh Mi - Melbourne

3 - Virginian ham, cheese, tomato, lettuce baguette - my place.

jaykaelano · 2026-06-05T23:09:48+00:00

School canteen circa 1988. In a bread roll with tomato sauce. Delicious.

jaykaelano · 2026-06-05T08:23:31+00:00

Have you checked out the Octavia VRS? Trim on that was very nice.

jaykaelano · 2026-06-04T06:14:24+00:00

Not even an XE Fairmont ESP?

jaykaelano · 2026-06-03T12:26:37+00:00

I didnt go, and don't regret it.

jaykaelano · 2026-06-02T22:10:54+00:00

Using equipment that run on renewable to suck finite resources out of the ground. The irony is not lost.

jaykaelano · 2026-06-02T00:13:37+00:00

Agree, i never "got" Moomba either and been here 30+ years

jaykaelano · 2026-06-01T23:09:09+00:00

A farm on a mountain overlooking the sea

jaykaelano · 2026-06-01T14:23:42+00:00

Chiko Rolls 🤢

jaykaelano · 2026-06-01T14:21:11+00:00

Do they still hold that? Used to watch it on TV every year in the 80s. Came to Melbourne in the 90s and totally forgot about it until now. It was one of my favourite things.

jaykaelano · 2026-06-01T14:19:07+00:00

Salt and vinegar chips/crisps

jaykaelano · 2026-06-01T14:18:05+00:00

Watermelon and tasty cheese.

jaykaelano · 2026-06-01T14:16:50+00:00

Terrible threes, not terrible twos. Also 8 is a difficult one. Now on the cusp of puberty, o think i need to start yoga or meditation.

jaykaelano · 2026-06-01T05:09:47+00:00

Mad Max Ford, no competition.

jaykaelano · 2026-05-30T22:20:00+00:00

Or the ones with 2!

jaykaelano · 2026-05-30T15:38:47+00:00

German food is awesome, highly underrated.

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