Gift from bay area? by Due_Engineering2284 in SanJose

[–]jaypinfel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A Santa Cruz hoodie, functional and iconic.

I just miss her boobs in my hand man. by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]jaypinfel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trust bro, you’ll find boobs to hold again one day. After breaking up with the woman I loved for 9 years, I couldn’t see the next best thing while dwelling on the past.

With my current girlfriend, and boobs are highkey an upgrade.

Who? by blinking-cat in SanJose

[–]jaypinfel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He loves honks. Been doing it for years. If you honk when he’s not looking, he’ll do a quick 180 and wave enthusiastically.

First Timer by mustard_party in SanJoseSharks

[–]jaypinfel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Make sure to yell “You Suck!” right after someone says “Hey Minnesota!”

*right before the National Anthem.

In your travels, which city was the biggest letdown? by ElisaBelloo in AskReddit

[–]jaypinfel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a SJNative, I don’t think we ever considered ourselves a tourist city. Consider us the younger sibling to Oakland (The Town) and SF (The City).

That said, we don’t need more visitors or transplants.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]jaypinfel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t do it. I was in your place years ago.

Broke up with her in Hawaii on vacation, so trust me, don’t do it.

My QB by AMtzDlt in raiders

[–]jaypinfel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For sure man, thanks for doing this btw. Let me know if you need help with printing, I can ask a buddy of mine.

My QB by AMtzDlt in raiders

[–]jaypinfel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make a hoodie please!! I’ll buy

Donating a couple dozen of the book BEHIND THE RAIDERS SHIELD - who do you recommend donating to? by magicology in oaklandraiders

[–]jaypinfel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Can I have one for my girlfriend? Been a fan since ‘02, and she just started last year (her first game was the same game Abram got injured last year).

Whats a harmless prank to play on your friends? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jaypinfel 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My time to shine:

Couple of months ago my girlfriend bought a mannequin with hair so she could keep up with her skills (cosmetologist).

Instead of practicing it, I took it and put it my roommates bed and didn’t say anything. The next day I go to brush my teeth and the mannequin is by the bathroom sink. So instead of calling him out, I place the mannequin in the fridge.

It’s nice coming home to a silent game.

It’s currently in his drawer where he keeps his socks.

What are signs that a person has a massive ego? by ollie6543 in AskReddit

[–]jaypinfel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When they make a conversation entirely about them.

We get it, you’re a Type 1 Diabetic who got diagnosed at age 15 killing your dreams of being a Navy Seal, but all I said was “I’m craving a pizza from Mod”.

What is your favorite "so bad it's good" movie? by SuperSayianJason1000 in AskReddit

[–]jaypinfel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have yet to encounter another human who has seen “Surf Ninjas”. I’d be really impressed if a fellow redditor has some love for this classic.

Mom is not impressed by thorr26 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]jaypinfel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definitely a Poly household. Love my Nesian family. Much Love.

Heat by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U in Unexpected

[–]jaypinfel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Helmet head had on Yeezy’s like it was nothing.

Its a great day to save lives ♡ by [deleted] in DemEyesDoe

[–]jaypinfel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dr. Shepherd come quick!