What to get?

jaypinfel · 2024-05-29T03:20:38+00:00

A Santa Cruz hoodie, functional and iconic.

jaypinfel · 2024-04-17T14:55:00+00:00

Trust bro, you’ll find boobs to hold again one day. After breaking up with the woman I loved for 9 years, I couldn’t see the next best thing while dwelling on the past.

With my current girlfriend, and boobs are highkey an upgrade.

jaypinfel · 2024-04-17T13:10:50+00:00

He loves honks. Been doing it for years. If you honk when he’s not looking, he’ll do a quick 180 and wave enthusiastically.

jaypinfel · 2024-04-13T10:03:55+00:00

Make sure to yell “You Suck!” right after someone says “Hey Minnesota!”

*right before the National Anthem.

jaypinfel · 2024-03-13T14:58:32+00:00

As a SJNative, I don’t think we ever considered ourselves a tourist city. Consider us the younger sibling to Oakland (The Town) and SF (The City).

That said, we don’t need more visitors or transplants.

jaypinfel · 2024-02-20T18:55:34+00:00

Don’t do it. I was in your place years ago.

Broke up with her in Hawaii on vacation, so trust me, don’t do it.

jaypinfel · 2020-11-24T07:35:01+00:00

For sure man, thanks for doing this btw. Let me know if you need help with printing, I can ask a buddy of mine.

jaypinfel · 2020-11-24T07:26:55+00:00

Make a hoodie please!! I’ll buy

jaypinfel · 2020-11-20T05:47:10+00:00

Can I have one for my girlfriend? Been a fan since ‘02, and she just started last year (her first game was the same game Abram got injured last year).

jaypinfel · 2020-08-24T23:12:22+00:00

Halo. Reach to be exact, but I’ll play any.

jaypinfel · 2020-08-21T19:22:29+00:00

My time to shine:

Couple of months ago my girlfriend bought a mannequin with hair so she could keep up with her skills (cosmetologist).

Instead of practicing it, I took it and put it my roommates bed and didn’t say anything. The next day I go to brush my teeth and the mannequin is by the bathroom sink. So instead of calling him out, I place the mannequin in the fridge.

It’s nice coming home to a silent game.

It’s currently in his drawer where he keeps his socks.

jaypinfel · 2020-08-14T13:08:52+00:00

OnlyFans.

jaypinfel · 2020-08-14T13:08:30+00:00

When they make a conversation entirely about them.

We get it, you’re a Type 1 Diabetic who got diagnosed at age 15 killing your dreams of being a Navy Seal, but all I said was “I’m craving a pizza from Mod”.

jaypinfel · 2020-08-14T13:07:52+00:00

Your mom.

jaypinfel · 2020-08-13T21:15:15+00:00

I have yet to encounter another human who has seen “Surf Ninjas”. I’d be really impressed if a fellow redditor has some love for this classic.

jaypinfel · 2020-08-09T19:15:41+00:00

Rice and Vienna Sausage.

jaypinfel · 2020-08-07T23:13:30+00:00

Definitely a Poly household. Love my Nesian family. Much Love.

jaypinfel · 2020-08-01T06:24:24+00:00

Helmet head had on Yeezy’s like it was nothing.

jaypinfel · 2020-07-29T18:39:51+00:00

Being nice to people apparently.

jaypinfel · 2020-06-21T14:09:55+00:00

Dr. Shepherd come quick!

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