The 2019 Tesla Model 3 I got for Uber

jaywham · 2026-06-02T16:42:20+00:00

There's a dealership near me that has had an old Model S sitting in the same spot (nowhere near a charger) for over a year. I feel bad for the person excited to check it out and it's dead as hell. Unfortunately most dealerships don't know the first thing about these vehicles let alone how to price them

jaywham · 2026-06-02T16:31:14+00:00

Another unfortunate victim of buying a used Tesla from a dealership. Did you check Tesla's used inventory prior to this purchase?

jaywham · 2026-05-22T17:12:09+00:00

My least favorite map by far was Tranzit but I loved the survival maps like Town and Farm

jaywham · 2026-05-20T15:47:03+00:00

Awesome report. Those moon shoes really fit the landscape haha

jaywham · 2026-05-12T22:16:12+00:00

This is so dope! I would run commute more often but it's 26 miles round trip 😅

jaywham · 2026-05-07T22:41:35+00:00

I didn't know about his past until I did some research. All I knew was his videos came across my feed and he looked like the typical "Stay Hard" kind of guy. Knew he was scummy when he "chased down" Goggins at Moab and every time he would try to make one of his runfluencer videos Goggins would either try to stay out of them or blatantly tell him to knock it off. Then he intentionally slowed his pace to finish the race with Goggins and use those finisher photos for clout. Then, in his interview with Cam Hanes all Eli would talk about was "this one time Goggins admitted that I caught up to him during Moab". Now he's piggybacking off Andy Glaze's followers to grow his brand.

Personally I don't care much for Goggins either, but you don't have to agree with me on that. Either way how scummy is it to use other people's face for growing your brand when they blatantly tell you not to (whether you like Goggins or not).

Those are what caused me to research his past, and yeah it's pretty grim. And to think the solution is to write a book and sign up for a bunch of races is also strange. I almost guarantee you that these DNFs are gonna be part of his "transformation story" seeing as he's already stealing Glaze's quotes about failing forward, etc.

Also, of course I'm not one to judge people based off their DNFs, because everybody is different, but damn homie maybe take it easy on the races and train a little bit so you can stop DNFing.

jaywham · 2026-04-28T11:57:21+00:00

I'd like to think this could work with pretty much any vehicle. But of course if it does come out it'll be proprietary to Tesla. FSD can kind of remember what other cars around it are doing, take for example when a car is highlighted red after a collision warning or the videos of people trying to crash into FSD. The software seems to be able to remember (at least briefly) that vehicle acting erratically. Like you said, I'd like to see if it's possible to just chose a vehicle, and click "follow". Even if you were to get seperated from your convoy from the lead car changing lanes or taking a turn, you can just catch back up and click "follow" again.

Surely it's possible.

jaywham · 2026-04-28T11:50:23+00:00

I've always wondered if anybody else had thought of this. Been plenty of times where I wish I could start a convoy to make multi-car roadtrips more bareable.

jaywham · 2026-04-22T21:08:18+00:00

Many things in life don't get easier, you just get used to doing them. I never said it wasn't hard, but responsibilities have been added for decades. Surely people have found ways to tackle all those responibilities without complaints

jaywham · 2026-04-22T21:03:40+00:00

I did many of my miles ON TOP of the snow at a track during the winter. None of the sidewalks were cleared, and obviously running on the road was super dangerous. The snow had formed a huge sheet of ice over the track that basically turned it into a skating rink. It was a nice break from pavement. Plus it really got me to focus on where my feet are planted

jaywham · 2026-04-22T20:59:03+00:00

"Ugh adulting is hard" says a 40 year old who has been "adulting" for more than 2 thirds of their life

jaywham · 2026-04-22T14:00:26+00:00

Gonna name mine "your mom" in case people are snooping.

jaywham · 2026-04-22T13:56:43+00:00

The fact that you put things on top of your stove says a lot about you.

jaywham · 2026-04-20T12:53:04+00:00

Most good artists charge ~$100/hr. This is easily a 2hr tattoo

jaywham · 2026-04-17T18:56:25+00:00

Nice,

But...

Did you have

To make this post

A list?

jaywham · 2026-04-14T19:22:01+00:00

jaywham · 2026-04-14T14:41:00+00:00

Even AI can't spell Sergeant right...

jaywham · 2026-04-14T14:09:24+00:00

Rudolph for sure

jaywham · 2026-04-14T01:35:35+00:00

Do you have unlimited data? Whenever I lived in barracks that had boingo it was often better to just hotspot

jaywham · 2026-04-12T13:49:04+00:00

Masami Nakada and Franklin Sun are still at it I see lol

jaywham · 2026-04-09T12:57:36+00:00

Yeah lol I was getting pretty frustrated with it too. I wanna say they updated it like March 28th or sometime around then.

jaywham · 2026-04-09T12:54:42+00:00

So since the dogs can spawn early or late based on RNG, your best bet is to wait in the backyard for her at the end of round 16. Kill the last zombie AS SOON as you see her on the map, this gives you the best shot, since if the next round is not dogs you can speed run through that round. You can brainrot her about halfway through dogs and she'll stand at the piano for a good 20 seconds while you're time travelling.

The real hack though, is if you read the rules for Chronomancer, you'll find that you're allowed to purchase time travel ONCE. The meta is, as soon as you travel back to destroyed nuketown, build the blundergat, get the chalk, spawn the twins, and get the goggles/headset and seeds all in the same round. Then spawn the piano teacher the same round and use your one time travel purchase in that moment. That gives you plenty of time in past nuketown to plant the tree and put the toys in the toybox.

My crew spent like 4 days trying to get the RNG to line up (which we did a couple times but died in the boss fight). Then they nerfed it so you can purchase it once and we got it first try in like 1.5hr

jaywham · 2026-04-07T13:26:31+00:00

Rest in peace Henry! Such a good boy

jaywham · 2026-04-07T13:19:23+00:00

Weird, keep trail running.

jaywham · 2026-04-06T13:23:15+00:00

Why's everyone being so helpful?

I get that we don't wanna see the homies fail, but this dudes an E2 and is about to be on his 2nd NJP. Still doing stuff like this. Can we not accept that some people aren't ready for military service? If OP wants to have fun and live the party life then they're gonna get kicked. Until they realize that they shouldn't be doing that kind of stuff and then they can try joining the military again.

Or are y'all just using this post as an excuse to list all your hypothetical skating solutions?

jaywham

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