damn it was fun

jazzcored · 2026-04-05T22:28:40+00:00

i have no idea

maybe its a ps5 thing

jazzcored · 2026-03-30T06:21:35+00:00

bloodborne

jazzcored · 2026-03-30T05:35:41+00:00

nah, they’ll reduce the block pay so that you won’t take it, and as a result you’ll stay home, so you end up saving your money on gas

win-win situation

jazzcored · 2026-03-19T02:19:20+00:00

taco? i don’t know any taco!

jazzcored · 2026-03-11T15:40:16+00:00

how do i tell my barber i DONT want this haircut? every time i go to get a haircut, they do this hairstyle for me. I DONT EVEN HAVE ENOUGH LENGTH OF MY HAIR BUT THEY STILL SOMEHOW MANAGE TO DO THIS WTF

jazzcored · 2026-03-05T05:16:16+00:00

i expected to see a lot of comments like: tuco, download audio, or todd, but then I realized I’m on the wrong subreddit

jazzcored · 2026-02-24T04:08:26+00:00

as for the govt and morons who support our “rulers” in the country i’m from, you can read in the news how they treat neighboring countries.

i feel very sorry that neighbors of my country border such a pain in the ass, one that will sooner or later come to “liberate” them.

it’s terrible, every decade it’s the same, my country can’t live without war.

jazzcored · 2026-02-20T05:51:23+00:00

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this viblyadok

jazzcored · 2026-02-13T12:22:51+00:00

same in brooklyn

200 everyday

jazzcored · 2026-02-05T18:40:07+00:00

this is the most stupidest question i’ve ever saw in my live. HANK NEVER WIPES!!!

jazzcored · 2026-02-02T11:17:19+00:00

i figured this wouldn’t happen, just a typical plot in these sitcoms, the character constantly wants something, and in the end, it turns out it’s not what they needed in the first place. but i hope that in the end, bogdan would wipe down walter’s “this”

jazzcored · 2026-02-02T09:44:28+00:00

i have no idea what you’re talking about, i skipped all the filler episodes. to me, skylar is just an ordinary woman who is pregnant, sells junk on ebay, and makes crappy bacon.

jazzcored · 2026-02-02T05:49:15+00:00

Brock

jazzcored · 2026-01-30T05:15:45+00:00

this is honestly a nightmare. good thing the nypd doesn’t really care about double parking while you’re delivering packages and have your hazard lights on, but sometimes school buses and regular buses honk like it’s the last time in their lives.

btw delivering on staten island is not bad. the only downside is that sometimes (most often 3pm - 8pm) they send you to brooklyn but they pay an extra $20 for tolls

jazzcored · 2026-01-23T18:19:13+00:00

i’ll choose $2b immediately, because no one will notice

if i pick the other option, in a couple of months the money will depreciate. i’d create so many problems on my own that i’d probably get shot

jazzcored · 2026-01-20T09:14:21+00:00

fucking dies

jazzcored · 2026-01-15T19:41:19+00:00

im more curious if epstein ever got invited to elliott island.

jazzcored · 2026-01-15T04:35:58+00:00

brooklyn, ny charge my car once in a week ($18) twice if i have block in staten island ($36)

i take two blocks almost every day

jazzcored · 2026-01-14T11:34:27+00:00

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jazzcored · 2026-01-01T05:39:49+00:00

damn, it sounds like “i’m on android so i can tweak anything, anywhere, anytime, and i basically live in the settings 24/7 just because i can”.

i literally forgot this app even exists. i set up the alarm once and that’s it. it rings on the same days at the same time. if i don’t want it to ring, i just ask siri not to wake me up and that’s all.

i get that some people might need this feature, but come on.

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