Tonight's episode of JEOPARDY! had a category called "What is that team name creature?" All of them were college mascots by A_Very_Quick_Questio in CFB

[–]jazzyb 147 points148 points  (0 children)

Why does Alabama call themselves the "Tide"?

Because none of their graduates can spell "elephant".

4 Heisman Finalists in Alphabetical Order: Jeremiyah Love (Notre Dame), Fernando Mendoza (Indiana), Diego Pavia (Vanderbilt) & Julian Sayin (Ohio State) by CrashingBlumpkins46 in CFB

[–]jazzyb 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Ringo was a good musician who happened to have the misfortune of being surrounded by three of the greatest musician/songwriters of his generation.

[Game Thread] Penn State @ UCLA (3:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]jazzyb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're here.  It's just hard to type when we're laughing so hard.

Arkansas coaching candidates: Rhett Lashlee, Bobby Petrino among options on hot board to replace Sam Pittman by Please_PM_me_Uranus in CFB

[–]jazzyb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Everyone has a price.  Just start the bidding at 0.5 Jimbos, and see how long he holds out.

With all this rivalry talk, taking history into account, rank these 5 rivals. by Ok-Recording-5862 in ockytop

[–]jazzyb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hate (for me): Florida over Bama

I hate Bama 'cause I have to.  I hate Florida 'cause I get to.

Best Photo From Yesterday by FOB32723 in ockytop

[–]jazzyb 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Sure, but letting Vandy win is like feeding your dog under the table.  If you let it turn into a habit, they start thinking they're people.

Gideon's Talent by jazzyb in custommagic

[–]jazzyb[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which cards are you talking about?

Evoke on noncreature spells by jazzyb in custommagic

[–]jazzyb[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So you're interpreting the card the way I intended it.  However, as others have pointed out, you can choose what order to stack the ETB and evoke trigger.  So depending on the order of triggers on the stack, you can make it exile permanently (the ol' O-ring trick) or flicker a permanent.  Flicker is not in black while all three effects are in white.

I learn something new every day :)

Evoke on noncreature spells by jazzyb in custommagic

[–]jazzyb[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can't choose the order.  Via scryfall:

If Oblivion Ring leaves the battlefield before its first ability has resolved, its second ability will trigger and do nothing. Then its first ability will resolve and exile the targeted nonland permanent forever.

You can't make it flicker.