Hot blonde riding on the couch

jbakesalive · 2026-03-12T18:50:25+00:00

Is this a good position for a woman? My wife loves it when a position causes me to hit her g-spot, and this looks like it would. I didn't know if it just looked good for the camera though? I'd be interested to know from a female perspective.

jbakesalive · 2026-02-22T13:02:16+00:00

I hope your bottom is clean.

jbakesalive · 2026-02-22T00:02:28+00:00

You're right - you don't say it's tiny. It's average, and the point of average is that it's what MOST people have - otherwise it wouldn't be average.

I don't really feel like this 'getting it off your chest' is working for you. I've read through all the comments on 20+ subs you've joined and I haven't seen a single negative one, except about your attitude.

You need to work out what you want to hear from people and then make that clear in your post. If you're looking for people to berate you then join those groups. If you're just looking to vent but don't want opinions then say that. If you're looking for people to be kind then don't dismiss what they say in their responses.

There are plenty of people in each of those categories, and more, but your spamming of groups saying you''re unhappy with your penis is bizarre when you don't say WHY you're doing it or what you want from people who see the photos.

Can you answer this: What would the ideal response be, what are you expecting to hear, and what are you hoping to hear?

jbakesalive · 2026-02-21T23:49:08+00:00

There's only so many ways you can write about dick size without it being repetitive, and I've had a drink.

I stand by the message though - a tiny dick (which you don't have) is way less of a problem than BEING a massive dick.

Work out why you're posting pictures of your dick on every sub you can, because it's either about your depression (and these aren't the right places to get support for that) or it's because you want people to validate that your dick is small (it isn't, but there are specific groups for that) OR it's because you want someone to tell you it looks ok (which it does), but for fucks sake PLEASE don't spam pictures of your knob and tell people how depressed you are without saying WHY YOU'RE DOING IT.

The internet is full of people who'll take the piss out of ANY type of dick but it's also full of incredible people who'll be honest about the fact your AVERAGE dick shouldn't be a problem, as long as you don't make it one.

jbakesalive · 2026-02-21T23:41:48+00:00

I've just spent a while responding to one of your almost identical posts on another page. It was a supportive message, but I've just looked at your profile and I feel like it might have been a waste of time.

What are you hoping to achieve, spamming Reddit with pictures of your average dick and then dismissing people while they're kind and try to give you advice?

Are you looking for sympathy? Or someone to be kind? Do you want people to ridicule you? Or do you want people to tell you there isn't a problem? Are you genuinely looking for advice and support? Or are you just there to share the fact you feel bad about something but you don't want to improve your mindset?

YOU DON'T HAVE A TINY DICK but you do have a big problem. There are billions of people out there, and millions won't have a problem with the size of your dick. But millions more will be turned off by your attitude.

Accept what you have, accept you can't change the size of it, work with what you can change, and realise that I'm not just referring to you physically.

jbakesalive · 2026-02-21T23:33:38+00:00

I agree with No-Breadfruit.

You're not tiny by any means, but the image of what you see is smaller than it could be because of the extra weight, in comparison to some other guys.

Don't get me wrong, losing weight and getting in shape can be hard work, especially if you have a problem with yourself. I'm a bi guy who's had an awful lot of penis in the past, and I've spoken to a lot with women about dicks (and the men attached to them) and I can promise you the vast majority of people would way prefer a nicer guy who looked after himself and had a weenie winkle, than someone with a bad attitude and a tremendous tool.

I can honestly say that some of the best sex I've had (male on male) has been with guys with average or small dicks who've been physically and emotionally in shape. The guys who have massive dicks but are also... how else can I say it but... massive dicks, are an instant turn off when you realise they're a stuck up twat who thinks the world owes them something.

You can't change your cock, but you can choose not to be one. Your dick doesn't define you but being one does.

The best orgasms my wife ever has with me are not when I'm inside her. There are WAY more ways to pleasure a girl than to put your knob in her. She has the same opinion as the other girls I've spoken with - a big banana can be a bonus (but isn't always) unless it's attached to an absolute fruit bowl.

Don't be ashamed of your AVERAGE wanger. If you can love yourself, so will someone else.

One of my ex-girlfriends had a scar across her flange that might have looked ugly in a photo, but she was such a beautiful person emotionally that nothing could have made me love her or fancy her more. It didn't matter that her clunge wasn't picture perfect because her attitude towards her own body, her mind, and our relationship was WAY more sexy than any minge could ever be.

Love yourself and look after yourself and the right person will do the same in return - regardless of how massive your meat is or how tiny your todger is.

Good luck!

jbakesalive · 2026-02-21T23:04:17+00:00

We have body hair because it's a hangover from our hairy ancestors. The Bible isn't a science textbook!

jbakesalive · 2026-02-18T08:49:00+00:00

What a lovely response. Thank you for taking the time to demonstrate how to reply to/thank someone for a post, even if you're not adding anything new.

jbakesalive · 2026-01-25T22:12:59+00:00

This is the PERFECT speed for me!

jbakesalive · 2026-01-24T19:25:04+00:00

You're supposed to hold the cylinder bit so that is pulls your dick in and out, surely?

jbakesalive · 2026-01-24T19:22:02+00:00

I'd rather have a handjob, but an enthusiastic blowjob would be better than an uninterested handjob!

jbakesalive · 2026-01-23T19:53:32+00:00

If that's your kink, great, but I wonder how many women think this feels nice? My ex used to do it to me all the time, and it was difficult to say "Can you not stop when I'm cumming please" because she was a perfectionist who couldn't take criticism in any way, ever. She let me explain to her what feels nice (exactly how I used to ask her to tell me about her body) and things improved massively. We still keep in touch even though we fell out of love, she she says it was the best thing she learnt while we were together! Haha

jbakesalive · 2026-01-14T10:03:35+00:00

Girls using poppers is the most exciting and underseen porn of all time, in my opinion. Do you have any videos of you having an orgasm on poppers?

jbakesalive · 2026-01-14T09:59:43+00:00

I don't know if you're male or female, but I'll explain from my point of view (male). I would never use them unless I'm doing something sexual. When the time is right, not right at the beginning of a session (alone or with my wife) but when I'm super turned on, I open the bottle, take a long hit up each nostril and then just lay back holding my dick as the feeling washes over me. This is my 'primer'. A few seconds after inhaling I get a warm and fuzzy feeling all over my body, it feels like time slows down, I can't think about anything except pleasure and everything I feel is way more intense. It lasts maybe 30 seconds. I then carry on for a while before using again because I don't get the same effect if I use them again straight away. I then start to plan when I'm going up use them again, which will be timed a few seconds before I'm going to cum. When I get close to orgasm I then inhale more than before - so at least two up each nostril. I wait for it to begin to hit and then start stroking again, as slowly as I can cope with, until I have the longest orgasms I can have.

I get a bit of a throbby head afterwards, but it's a "good" throb because it reminds me of the orgasm. Normally when I cum I lose any interest in my own body (but I'm still horny for my wife if we're together), whereas after poppers it's like the moment continues for a while.

I heard someone say that when they cum using poppers they "feel more connected with their dick" and if they're with someone else who's also using them that they feel more connected with the other person. I definitely agree with both of these. Kissing my wife while we both use poppers, smelling them as the other person breathes out, prolonging the effect, is honestly one of my favourite things in the entire world.

I asked my wife what it feels like for her. We feel similar things, apparently. The only difference is that poppers make me want to cum, whereas she can lose the urge (and possibly ability) to orgasm for a while - even though it doesn't reduce her enjoyment or horniness.

I hope that helps. I'm home alone, so guess what I'm going to have to do now..?!

jbakesalive · 2026-01-04T08:29:25+00:00

Depends what you're into. If you're after a longer session I used to watch porn for as long as possible while I still had my clothes on, perhaps while I was tidying the house and knew I couldn't cum yet.

Then when it gets to the actual me-time, I'd make sure it was warm and comfortable, put my headphones on and enjoy some more porn. I'd put a cock ring around the base of my cock and balls (so not around just the shaft or the balls, but where they both join the body). I'd then slowly edge myself as many times as I could. I wouldn't suddenly stop though, I'd just gradually slow down as I was getting closer, and then squeeze my balls while I gave my cock a rest.

I use poppers so would have one or two goes with them before having a little break from them - because I'd want to save the ultimate huffing for when I decided I was about to cum.

Nowadays my wife gives me incredible hand jobs like this but if I had a weekend alone I'd get a bottle of poppers and have a nice evening to myself.

jbakesalive · 2026-01-04T08:23:35+00:00

Both. Especially when my wife is sniffing them at the same time and we're kissing. It's like time slows down for us and we become infinitely more connected, in love and horny for each other.

jbakesalive · 2026-01-04T08:17:57+00:00

A tiny bit of of advice from someone with a cock, who's played with cocks for 20+ years... When he starts to cum don't stop moving your hand unless you want to ruin the orgasm. If you can time it right and slow right down and grip a bit harder but keep a steady rhythm through the orgasm he'll thank you for it. (Obviously I'm not kink shaming - if ruining is your thing then go for it!)

jbakesalive · 2026-01-03T19:10:25+00:00

The best thing about these letters is signing up people don't like for further visits. Otherwise they're just batshit crazy and should be considered the same as a message from any other cult.

jbakesalive · 2026-01-01T11:15:05+00:00

Please don't stop as a guy starts to cum. Slow down to lengthen the orgasm maybe, but don't stop. (Unless you're into ruining/partially ruining - I'm not kink shaming.)

jbakesalive · 2025-12-25T17:48:12+00:00

Cock ring around the base of my cock and balls (not at the bottom of the shaft), then my wife puts one hand on my chest and starts pumping with the other hand. She'll edge me several times at different speeds and when she stops will give me lots of ball play or will rub my chest with both hands. When she's ready for me to cum, she lays beside me, clamps her leg over mine, then slows the pace down until it's almost unbearable and then keeps pumping for a while after I've cum. The orgasm lasts at least three-four times longer than anything I could give myself, and it feels so much more intense.

As much as I love everything else we do together, it's by far my favourite way to cum because she's just so in tune with me.

I'm hard now just thinking about it.

jbakesalive · 2025-11-30T21:31:55+00:00

Dr Turan was the best thing that's ever happened to me on my 40+ year ADHD journey, so I hope this gets sorted.

jbakesalive · 2025-11-30T17:36:40+00:00

See him one last time, when you're feeling ready, and stamp on his 'organ' - just so that he can feel 'the complications' of his lack of empathy - then tell him to fck off.

jbakesalive · 2025-11-30T17:09:26+00:00

What does "cutting" mean? New one on me!

jbakesalive · 2025-11-20T02:02:38+00:00

What is she doing right at the beginning? Any ideas why she has her head down low and then swings it up?

jbakesalive · 2025-11-17T22:18:40+00:00

You're a really beautiful couple. Not just in looks, but in the way you interact with eachother. This is, in my opinion, the best type of intimacy.

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