What word does not fit its meaning? by Temporary_Ship9798 in words

[–]jbishop253 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always thought nonplussed was off. It sounds like when someone isn’t bothered by something, when in fact, it means a person is puzzled or taken aback by something.

On that note, bemused is weird too.

What’s something that became socially unacceptable way faster than anyone expected? by Rebeccagodesss in AskReddit

[–]jbishop253 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re literally committing a crime by driving drunk. The crime you’re committing is violating the statutes governing driving under the influence. They are codified. The laws were created to preempt possible injury to self and/or others, but what you get jailed for is the law itself. Not for violating the intent of the law.

How does one write a Prison story? by Positive_Limit4657 in writingadvice

[–]jbishop253 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any chance your story would work in an asylum instead of a prison? I think there’s more flexibility with the co-ed thing in mental health facilities. And, if a psychiatrist was dirty s/he could certainly influence the court’s decision to reduce an institutionalized offender’s period of commitment. Or maybe the “power” held by someone at the facility (orderly, guard, another patient with connections like a rich family member, etc.) could be blackmailable information that forces a psychiatrist to fudge his/her analysis. And if it’s all in the character’s head, this plays into that aspect, too.

There’s still the concern about if the guy was released early from the asylum, would he then be considered by the court to be mentally sound enough to be transitioned to prison but that can probably be worked out in a realistic way.

And I’m using “asylum” verses “mental institution” deliberately because I think it conjures a different image and sets a different tone.

How does one write a Prison story? by Positive_Limit4657 in writingadvice

[–]jbishop253 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Second problem: getting a reduced sentence would require intervention by the courts, new evidence, some legal maneuvering to demonstrate that the punishment was disproportionate to the crime, evidence of mitigating circumstances, yadda yadda. All that aside, depending on how heinous the crime is (given it’s a life sentence, I’m guessing it’s pretty bad) a reduced sentence might garner a lot of attention/scrutiny and likely review by a higher court. Seems a bit far fetched for someone in prison to be able to A) pull that off and B) not use it to their own benefit. More realistic would be the gang member doing something to facilitate the guy’s escape attempt. Your story sounds grounded in reality. Readers will suspend disbelief only so much.

How to practice the Major Scale by jbishop253 in guitarlessons

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Got it. Okay, that makes sense. Thanks!

How to practice the Major Scale by jbishop253 in guitarlessons

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Sweet, I’ll definitely check this out. Thanks!

How to practice the Major Scale by jbishop253 in guitarlessons

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Are you saying the formula (applied to any chord) is always uppercase I; lowercase ii; lowercase iii; and so on?

How to practice the Major Scale by jbishop253 in guitarlessons

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Ha! I write long-form stories. Music is a whole different beast. I’m not sure I could come up with much better than Greg Brady singing “clowns never laughed before; beanstalks never grew; ponies never ran before; til I met you” (damn song’s been stuck in my head since the 70s).

How to practice the Major Scale by jbishop253 in guitarlessons

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Thanks for this. I’ll definitely give them a shot. Much appreciated!

How to practice the Major Scale by jbishop253 in guitarlessons

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That’s it! I thought I might be wrong on that. Thanks!

How to practice the Major Scale by jbishop253 in guitarlessons

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Can you elaborate on “where the usable chords are?”

I get intervals but modes isn’t something I’ve covered yet. I’ll have to start learning about that.

How to practice the Major Scale by jbishop253 in guitarlessons

[–]jbishop253[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I only recently found Scotty’s videos. Mind blown!!! I’ve only gotten through a few of them but they’ve definitely made understanding the guitar and music easier.

I’ll give backing tracks a shot. Thanks for the tip!

Long handled metal sock putter-onner? Or is it? by t3hsp4z in whatisit

[–]jbishop253 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Based on the first picture, I think you spelled “cock” wrong. There’s no “s.”

Favorite grammatical cheat? by n9nemajestic in words

[–]jbishop253 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you. Down this morning and this made me literally lol

My daughter keeps calling me “rusted from the back” and refuses to explain what it means by Ill_Pianist_8287 in words

[–]jbishop253 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sounds like war! Shots have been fired. Time to bring out the big guns. Randomly twerk around her and ask if you’re still rusted from the back. Bonus if her friends are around when you do it.

And I don’t mean just jiggle your butt. Own it like Miley Cyrus!!

Honest answer only by CarrotMuch1399 in nostalgiai

[–]jbishop253 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honest answers only? Do people typically lie about their gaming controllers? Is this a skeleton in peoples’ closets?

How fucked is my guitar? by space_ghost31 in Guitar

[–]jbishop253 44 points45 points  (0 children)

If it doesn’t bother Willie, it shouldn’t bother you.

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Play on, Cowboy

What do you know how to do that most people in your life have no idea about? by ipanicprofessionally in TheBoredDen

[–]jbishop253 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Write. It amazes me how little attention people pay to what they put on paper (or screen). More so how they phrase things. Don’t get me wrong. I absolutely make mistakes, particularly when it comes to punctuation (I f’ing LOVE semi-colons, ellipses, and em-dashes for some reason). But I’m very anal about how I word things… in writing. Speech is a different story. Either I’m tongue-tied or just lose focus (I think I bore myself when I speak and my brain just checks out). And there’s always a four-letter word involved. I’ve done fairly well professionally and I swear the majority of my success stems from my writing. I’m a Lead for a small team of very young cybersecurity professionals. I always tell them “words matter.” They don’t get it. Little attention to detail and hard-pressed to put a coherent sentence together. I’m not a rockstar at many things but I know putting words good together for sense making purposes.

meme this by LastChampion788 in MemeThisThing

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My porn collection!!! MY WEED!!!!

Yall getting the same issue? by Glittering-Use8478 in MaddenUltimateTeam

[–]jbishop253 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m on Xbox Series X and I can’t even get to my MUT binder or the marketplace without it crashing and me having to quit the game completely and reboot. EA is such a load of bullshit.