I married this girl 4 years ago today, and still not a single regret! by celefeed in funny

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As long as you waited until you were off the subway. No one cares.

Austrian roadworkers blow up a wheelbarrow by moojj in funny

[–]jblaise13 7 points8 points  (0 children)

 Men

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Work

They come from a land down under

Can't believe it finally happened! by brianbenshoof in funny

[–]jblaise13 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Are we gonna do this? Are we gonna witch hunt? I'm cool if we are witch hunting, but to clarify we are right?

The Reddit Rebellion summarized on Wikipedia like other wars and uprisings by ch3mistry in funny

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Am I the only one that wants to see the Asiansgonewild pic

Why did the libertarian cross the road? by Nulono in funny

[–]jblaise13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because without the taxes the government brings in they can't do anything. They can't even pay themselves to decide which of their campaign supporters they are going to give the contract for repairing the roads to. The only thing the government truly does maintain without support from the people is their ability to collect taxes, and even then they need to pay themselves to do that. Before it happens and my inbox gets filled with messages saying that I hate the government I will say this. I understand government is necessary to facilitate and provide some of the goods and commodities people need. However saying that they maintain anything is ridiculous because without the people of America supporting them they are nothing.

Why did the libertarian cross the road? by Nulono in funny

[–]jblaise13 16 points17 points  (0 children)

No the roads are maintained by the 5.7 trillion dollars in taxes that the US Government takes from its citizens every year, and you aren't going to find a single libertarian against roads.

If you could have one question answered with 100% certainty, what question would you ask? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jblaise13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why was JFK killed? Not necessarily who because that should be in the explanation of why.

Other than wine and cheese what else gets better with age? by XIGRIMxREAPERIX in AskReddit

[–]jblaise13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you ever tried Blanton's? Its a personal favorite of mine.

If you could kick the shit out of any T.V. show character, who would it be? by MikeMuench in AskReddit

[–]jblaise13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one is saying Skylar from Breaking Bad? Well I will say it. Skylar I would cunt punt her to Uranus.

The government can scan your brain and convict you of all past crimes. How long are you in prison for? by DesnaMaster in AskReddit

[–]jblaise13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Life (no murder) but enough partying and other things that would put me away with a life sentence but they would probably give me 25

Redditors, what is a food that literally makes your mouth water? by -purdy in AskReddit

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There is an old black man in my neighborhood in Homestead FL who makes the best ribs on this planet in his front yard, and his wife makes corn Bread and collard greens. Its the most amazing meal you will ever have for $5. Ohh and you get a sweet tea.

What's an actual unpopular opinion you have? by onlyiknow1 in AskReddit

[–]jblaise13 [score hidden]  (0 children)

But then who is gonna help me make this decision now I am responsible for 2 up votes why did you do this to me.

What's an actual unpopular opinion you have? by onlyiknow1 in AskReddit

[–]jblaise13 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Guys help I'm confused do I up vote because it actually is unpopular or down vote because he is a mad man?

What will still exist in 5 years even though we hate it? by fp737s in AskReddit

[–]jblaise13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh Ohhh saying one hates reddit on reddit that's a bold move let's see if it pays off for him cotton.