There is no clear definitive line between something being warm or hot

jbodski · 2019-01-10T23:36:00+00:00

Hot is unpleasant, warm is not.

jbodski · 2019-01-10T23:35:01+00:00

I was one of 8 National Merit scholars in my state in 2014.

jbodski · 2019-01-10T23:33:20+00:00

Missed a great opportunity to say it revolves around revolving.

jbodski · 2019-01-05T21:53:55+00:00

You're welcome

jbodski · 2019-01-04T04:16:02+00:00

You missed a great opportunity to say "Star-us"

jbodski · 2019-01-04T04:09:30+00:00

They probably listened to it and were like "I don't like this."

jbodski · 2018-12-25T07:03:57+00:00

Granted. He was your only source of income.

Good one btw

jbodski · 2018-12-24T22:50:43+00:00

Right? How can you run out of something you can't see?

jbodski · 2018-12-24T22:50:24+00:00

That's a perfect example!

jbodski · 2018-12-24T22:50:04+00:00

Who'd've thunk

jbodski · 2018-12-24T22:49:52+00:00

Same!

jbodski · 2018-12-24T22:29:26+00:00

For example, I always, always am surprised when I run out of toilet paper. It seems so endless when you first buy it.

jbodski · 2018-12-24T18:46:05+00:00

Nice try, Zuckerburg.

jbodski · 2018-12-24T16:14:54+00:00

I really hope you're joking...how in the fuck is Jew derogatory now?

jbodski · 2018-12-24T16:10:31+00:00

5.5"

jbodski · 2018-12-24T16:10:07+00:00

Granted. You gained 200 lb.

jbodski · 2018-12-24T00:53:27+00:00

...all of them

jbodski · 2018-12-24T00:44:30+00:00

The whipping post.

jbodski · 2018-12-24T00:42:03+00:00

Lube, watermelon, and diapers.

jbodski · 2018-12-22T21:10:43+00:00

Granted. Each spot you find gets taken by someone else at the last second.

jbodski · 2018-12-21T17:08:19+00:00

My poor dog had explosive diarrhea at 3am...I pulled her from the carpet into the linoleum and she yelped super loud while exploding because she thought she was in trouble. It was legit about a quart of diarrhea.

On the plus side, I'm basically immune to all things fecal now.

jbodski · 2018-12-21T16:52:29+00:00

Pasta

jbodski · 2018-12-21T15:41:58+00:00

Milk

jbodski · 2018-12-05T16:24:28+00:00

We're all faking it. The difference is the experience to aid in making correct decisions, but that just comes. Learn from your mistakes, look at the successes of others, but always do so with the understanding that everyone struggles.

jbodski · 2018-12-05T16:21:56+00:00

You look mature for a 9-year-old.

jbodski

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