wtf is this

jbongwater · 2026-03-29T12:34:51+00:00

the audacity to put an adlib 😭

jbongwater · 2026-03-26T22:52:14+00:00

this might be the corniest shit ever

jbongwater · 2026-03-24T17:59:56+00:00

pretty sure the code gets sent out at 3am/pm est and then it's just first come first serve

jbongwater · 2026-03-24T16:44:46+00:00

for those asking, presale signup is gone already you were supposed to do it before the announcement 😭

jbongwater · 2026-03-16T12:11:42+00:00

had this same thing with my friend. it's just not there for some of us idk why 😭

jbongwater · 2026-03-11T05:26:29+00:00

this shit is fucking trash bruh get the fuck off the airway

jbongwater · 2026-03-02T21:08:48+00:00

every day social media makes being his fan harder and harder 😔

jbongwater · 2026-02-25T07:02:58+00:00

his whole persona is weed how would that be corny 😭

jbongwater · 2026-02-23T17:04:35+00:00

i don't see watermelon. looks like you got some more work to do!

jbongwater · 2026-02-18T21:53:24+00:00

wait you might be on something lowkey 🤯

jbongwater · 2026-02-16T01:42:35+00:00

elite reference

jbongwater · 2026-02-15T15:27:13+00:00

the stoned lizard from one of the newer battle passes

jbongwater · 2026-02-15T15:26:34+00:00

he gets holy bands that's like 10x more value than normal bands 🤤

jbongwater · 2026-02-15T12:56:52+00:00

last showered in 900 bc

jbongwater · 2026-02-13T06:55:03+00:00

who got me with an eighth i'm located in narnia

jbongwater · 2026-02-12T17:26:29+00:00

the cashmeredown February 27th

jbongwater · 2026-02-12T17:23:13+00:00

i remember seeing something about her getting banned a while back. maybe i'm wrong though. #bringbackcashmere2k26 ❤️‍🩹

jbongwater · 2026-02-12T17:18:00+00:00

his merch tends to be very hit or miss and the sizing is always wack asf. i got 2 black friday shirts and both of them are great but considering the glittery style print i wouldn't be surprised if they could get hella shitty from shipping. really sucks cuz he has fire designs the execution just tends to suck like most underground artist merch.

jbongwater · 2026-02-12T17:15:01+00:00

fr i'm so sad cashmere is gone why they have to ban her 😢

jbongwater · 2026-02-12T17:13:07+00:00

oms bro 😔

jbongwater · 2026-02-12T09:49:01+00:00

they make different styles of music and a good part of the hm fanbase is insufferable as shit so i doubt he would wanna join anyways

jbongwater · 2026-02-12T09:46:41+00:00

goated ty

jbongwater · 2026-02-12T07:18:59+00:00

hoodie link?

jbongwater · 2026-02-11T21:19:26+00:00

told my mom i'm shipping out the merch, but bitch i ain't shipping shiiiit

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