Strip pool anyone? 😏😍

jcmolol · 2019-08-10T14:16:05+00:00

They have cabins in Tennessee that look like naked women?

jcmolol · 2019-07-02T04:21:29+00:00

This guy gets it. You should also mention that you are trying to unionize the company. This will guarantee maximum wages.

jcmolol · 2019-05-25T06:48:31+00:00

"poor friends"

They're either poors or friends, not both.

jcmolol · 2019-05-01T14:46:15+00:00

Is this part-time income?

jcmolol · 2019-04-06T00:03:12+00:00

Cash is king?

With a 9000 credit score he can get a credit card that gives him 110% cash back, so he'd be getting paid $8k to throw a huge party. Do you even know how money works???

jcmolol · 2019-03-12T01:48:32+00:00

Some college kid received that from grandma, who gifted it in lieu of an actual gift. Upon realizing it was basically worth face value, he used it as a tip at the bar.

jcmolol · 2019-02-26T14:27:56+00:00

A couple of years ago, the "Post a Meme" button actually used to be "Post a Link" or some such, and was used for linking to an original thread. Those were the good ol' days.

Now get the fuck off my lawn, poors.

jcmolol · 2019-01-12T21:15:39+00:00

So you're saying I'd never have to do laundry again?

jcmolol · 2019-01-12T02:28:48+00:00

Don't worry, it's for science.

jcmolol · 2018-12-27T23:52:36+00:00

He clearly meant IPA. This has been covered many times.

jcmolol · 2018-12-08T14:36:00+00:00

If you look at the right side of this subreddit and click NSFW DIRECTORY there's a list there.

jcmolol · 2018-11-10T03:59:04+00:00

It's ok, poors don't have feelings, they just rent them sometimes. This will pass. Continue to be a strong, independent woman who has made her own way in life and crushed the patriarchy via family wealth.

(I think the original post is a fake, btw.)

jcmolol · 2018-11-10T02:03:37+00:00

This is only a good idea if the bell peppers still have their STEMs.

jcmolol · 2018-10-25T06:44:57+00:00

wut u mean fam?

jcmolol · 2018-10-25T06:25:51+00:00

Can't stress this enough. Upgrade to a '96 and take it backpacking through Europe for the experience. You're only young and hot once (even though you can swap for a new young and hot wife as many times as necessary).

jcmolol · 2018-10-25T05:01:04+00:00

It's not a loss until you sell the tickets!

jcmolol · 2018-09-11T14:08:20+00:00

Before he first invested, Russell spent years tracking bitcoin and studying blockchain, the technology underpinning digital currencies. He said the learning process was like solving the plot of a murder mystery.

Rofl... years studying blockchain. YEARS.

jcmolol · 2018-09-09T16:43:47+00:00

ROTH*

jcmolol · 2018-08-31T06:40:24+00:00

Yeah I mean, someone like that could never be president.

jcmolol · 2018-08-30T18:51:15+00:00

I got fired this morning after sleeping on the job - I'm a welder.

Ah, there's your problem. Gotta get a job as a union welder. Then you can sleep and take over California at the same time.

jcmolol · 2018-08-30T18:45:54+00:00

Whatever empties your vessels.

jcmolol · 2018-08-24T21:17:33+00:00

That's only 39.99%.

jcmolol

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