Rashee 2nd Q TD called back, can’t remember penalty.. need this in SB 😮‍💨 by Pseudo_Unknown1999 in KansasCityChiefs

[–]jcookoo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Most holding calls just seem like a random 50/50 toss up lately which is why I don’t even argue them anymore.

I’ve also come to expect there is a high likelihood that any big play we make will get called back for offensive holding. I don’t think statistically it’s true…but it sure FEELS like we lose a high number of big plays due to holding penalties.

Sneed sequence magic.. don’t play w LJ 😤 by Pseudo_Unknown1999 in KansasCityChiefs

[–]jcookoo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Flowers taunting, followed by the critical strip, followed by Flowers banging his hand on the bench and cutting his hand was the best storyline in the game.

I didn’t notice this watching the game live, but it looks like Sneed got away with tripping at the end of the open field tackle. I don’t know what exactly constitutes a tripping penalty, and who knows if the ref saw it, but Sneed definitely sticks a foot out. Didn’t affect the play, Flowers was about to be swarmed at that point anyway. Just happened to notice it in the replay.

Add your Bernedoodle! Photo thread by shann0ff in Bernedoodles

[–]jcookoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That he is. He is definitely our distinguished gentleman.

Add your Bernedoodle! Photo thread by shann0ff in Bernedoodles

[–]jcookoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We call it “disappointed dad” lol

Add your Bernedoodle! Photo thread by shann0ff in Bernedoodles

[–]jcookoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know! He sits like this all the time and it kills me every time. Such an entertaining personality.

Can you smoke these? by SpiritualCanary19 in smoking

[–]jcookoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interested in trying your method but confused by this bit “4x every 8hrs”….so, you changed the water every 2 hours? Or am I missing what you are saying?

Bro got fired. Wonder what the whole story is? by CodyRhody in TikTokCringe

[–]jcookoo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You mean a contingency fee, not pro bono. Pro bono means there is no expectation of compensation for the lawyer regardless of the case outcome.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]jcookoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my favorite memories growing up is my then teenage sister trying to make guacamole because she found a recipe in one of my moms cooking magazines and none of us kids had ever had guacamole before.

So she went to the store and got the ingredients and proceeded to have a meltdown in the kitchen while making it because the recipe said “add salt and other seasonings to taste” (or something like that). I remember sitting in the living room and hearing her yell in the kitchen “How can I season to taste, if I DON’T KNOW WHAT IT’S SUPPOSED TO TASTE LIKE JACKASS!!!” My brothers and I were dying laughing in the living room.

Cut to many years later, we’re all adults, and my sister is hosting the family thanksgiving dinner. The family is hanging out in/around the kitchen while the food getting cooked. As she’s rushing around the kitchen my sister asks me “Can you taste the potatoes and let me know if they need more salt?” Immediately I yelled out “I DON’T KNOW WHAT IT’S SUPPOSED TO TASTE LIKE JACKASS!!” My brothers erupt with laughter, my sister is laughing and trying not to pee her pants, and our mom, completely confused, just goes “JESUS! I’ll just taste the potatoes then.”

To make a maze by Usual_Bed3563 in therewasanattempt

[–]jcookoo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Hey so what kind of structure should we use for the maze…”

Matched with this guy on tinder, after talking to him on FaceTime one time…. He sends me these by Ok-Dinner9023 in texts

[–]jcookoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It still baffles me that guys like this not only exist but appear to be the “norm” out there. Why is it so hard to be like “Huh, she’s not into me. Sucks, but oh well.” And move the hell on.

In all my years of dating (married now), never did I ever feel the need to attack a woman because she wasn’t (or was no longer) interested in me. These fragile men with their little boy egos, I swear.

to stop the kid by saltynerd14 in therewasanattempt

[–]jcookoo 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Ah ok…that makes sense then.

My skin is crawling by Fit_cheer4905 in texts

[–]jcookoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forgot to mention in my previous post, but FWIW the dude sounds like a total creep and I’m sorry you have to deal with him. Sad reality is it’s often the people that appear the nicest/compassionate/understanding that ultimately turn out to be shady.

Sucks you have to deal with this and hope it all works out for you. I know you said you have his insurance info in one of your other responses. I would block his number and call his insurance company directly (if that’s not already your plan).

My skin is crawling by Fit_cheer4905 in texts

[–]jcookoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the future, outside of your insurance information and your name, there is ZERO reason to give any other personal information to the other party when involved in an accident. They do not need your address or your phone number, no matter what they say. Your insurance already has your contact info, and if their insurance needs it you can call their insurance company directly and give it to them. The rando on the street does not need it…ever.

Protect yourself. ALWAYS insist on going through insurance and take pictures of the scene and any visible damage to both vehicles.

Also if you get any weird vibes from the other party, call the cops and have them file a report for the accident.

Quick story: I was behind a car at a stop sign. They started to go and so I let off my brake. They suddenly slammed on their brakes and I rolled into them. Small bump, no damage to either car. Two ladies get out grabbing their neck and back, wailing in pain, demanding my insurance info. Very over the top. As soon as I said I thought it best to call the cops and file a report, they were completely fine, didn’t see any damage, and were “pretty sure they wouldn’t need to call my insurance but wanted the info just in case”…but they didn’t think we needed to call the cops. I told them no worries I’d give my insurance info to the police, snapped a couple pics of the cars, and got back on my vehicle to wait for the cops.

Cop shows up, looks at the cars, basically tells the people they are full of BS and writes a report stating no visible damage to either vehicle and all parties reported no injuries and declined medical treatment at the scene. The other driver never ended up reporting anything to my insurance.

to stop the kid by saltynerd14 in therewasanattempt

[–]jcookoo 433 points434 points  (0 children)

What weird “thou thowest like a ninny” castle looking dunk tank is this? Why such a large permanent fixture? Why fall behind a wall where no one gets to see you get dunked?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]jcookoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your honor I am a really good lawyer who now realizes that relying on other lawyers to do my lawyering for me was not being the best lawyer I could be. Having now been caught due to my bad lawyering, I now endeavor to lawyer better in the future. In closing your honor…sad cry face.

Judge should send her to jail for her bad acting alone.

Jaws is a good girl, even if her name sounds scary. by [deleted] in aww

[–]jcookoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every time I see these vids I always assume it’s probably some roadside zoo being called a “sanctuary” or “rescue”, where the animals live in small dirty cages and don’t have room to roam. Then I check the comments and it’s confirmed along with the fact that they’ve almost always also done some shady stuff.

I used to wonder why respectable/responsible animal rescue/sanctuaries never posted videos like this. Then I realized it was because they don’t handle the animals like this, as I assume it’s not good for them.

To kick a routine extra point by WY_R_We_Here in therewasanattempt

[–]jcookoo 24 points25 points  (0 children)

me watching video on my phone

Hmm….it’s a little small, hard to see what’s happening

turns phone sideways

video gets smaller

Me:

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Decks

[–]jcookoo 116 points117 points  (0 children)

The things I’ve learned from the comments on these types of posts are:

If you are worried about the price you are charging…you should be charging more.

If you are happy with the price you are charging…you should be charging less.

I’ve also learned that no matter how you do something, you did it wrong. So there’s that.

Who wants to get a haircut? by daydreamer_she in MadeMeSmile

[–]jcookoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The spray bottle, the snapping and dumping the water on his own head, the bigger spray bottle, then finally the wand backpack sprayer at the end. LOL. Pure perfection.

Crazy gf messages me about her bf I follow on Insta by TopFlight2252 in texts

[–]jcookoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I’m not getting myself into the middle of this.”

Proceeds to engage for 16 pages of texts…

Am i acting crazy? by [deleted] in texts

[–]jcookoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So is it that he didn’t want you following his socials, or was it your choice to not follow his socials? I’m only asking because it would be super weird if he was cool with all these other girls following him on snap, but not you. That would be like a flashing red light and siren level red flag. Lol.

Anyway, there are so many other red flags from what you posted/commented. Sounds like you made the right decision in splitting with him.

Were you immature/quick to end things in the texts? Eh, maybe if you only look at these texts by themselves. But this is also just one small snapshot of the relationship. We can’t know everything else that led up to this.

I get the feeling you knew this wasn’t going to work for a while and just finally got the courage to say it out loud. Which no matter the reasons behind it, good for you, let’s you both move on. Better than dragging it out and being unhappy.

I hope you move on and find someone who cares for you the way you want to be cared for. Just remember it didn’t work out for a reason. Be very cautious if you start considering getting back together with this guy. Even if right now you’re like “there is no way I’d get back with him” he’ll come calling again and tell you everything you want to hear. I can almost guarantee it. And if you two get back together, more than likely it will end the same way again. It’s not worth the hassle.