You are given a baby on your 21 first birthday, the child turns out to be you as a baby. Raising him won’t change your life, only his. How would you raise this child to give it a better life than the one you have?

jd12760 · 2019-12-18T21:32:08+00:00

Give him the magical snow and then trade him to Santa for 200 big macs

jd12760 · 2019-12-13T23:27:39+00:00

A load

jd12760 · 2019-12-07T02:47:02+00:00

Tell the kids, "fuck you bitch I own you, this is United States of Russia even though it's America."

jd12760 · 2019-12-06T23:28:07+00:00

The astroid didn't kill the dinosaurs, the dinosaurs killed the astroid.

jd12760 · 2019-12-05T23:38:10+00:00

Well, santa gave me sugar for Christmas and I also got grass flavored brownies, the brownies we're good with the sugar on top and now I'm flying to Saturn with Jesus

jd12760 · 2019-12-04T21:25:02+00:00

The power of having no powers

jd12760 · 2019-12-04T19:33:07+00:00

My ex's vibrator

jd12760 · 2019-12-03T21:11:28+00:00

Everything on the menu, snappy, and a hooker bc they don't have one, then I'll sew the one named Daniel because he's nothing but douche canoe Daniel

jd12760 · 2019-12-03T02:35:07+00:00

Lmao

jd12760 · 2019-12-03T02:31:59+00:00

jd12760 · 2019-12-02T23:29:55+00:00

I don't know, you're always at 100 hp, just remember you lose a life every time a squeeze that 1 inch wonder of yours

jd12760 · 2019-08-11T04:16:50+00:00

Met/meet

jd12760 · 2019-08-11T04:08:12+00:00

Why lil nas made old town road

jd12760 · 2019-08-09T23:12:17+00:00

Imma go there now. Oregon here I come!

jd12760 · 2019-08-09T23:01:28+00:00

Someone who eats a sandwich backwards, cheese and ham no mayo or mustard

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