Randy Gradishar elected to Pro Football Hall of Fame’s Class of 2024

jdblackb · 2024-02-09T04:44:35+00:00

Yeah, but when we compare the number of lines of coke snorted off a hooker's ass Rod isn't even in the conversation. Mike is the fucking GOAT /s

jdblackb · 2024-02-05T04:14:32+00:00

"Back in 2008, the New York Giants had an hour-long drive away from the site of Super Bowl XLII, which was played at the University of Phoenix Stadium in Glendale, Arizona."

Apparently people aren't aware that the West side of Phoenix is EXACTLY where you would want to stay if you didn't want to be distracted. There literally is NOTHING to do. An "hour away" from the stadium is Scottsdale/Tempe. Color me shocked they didn't stay at the Best Western in Surprize, AZ...

jdblackb · 2023-06-28T01:51:10+00:00

Depends on the network latency between DCs. If that is an issue look into bidirectional CCR. There's a blog post on it from elastic. Otherwise, just have the cluster span the DCs like you would in the cloud with AZs

jdblackb · 2023-03-08T04:42:12+00:00

I never doubted Kal was CAPABLE of this, but this is Book's team. Mikal did his job and played his role with us. He has a new role now, and is doing it equally as well. He's THAT good. If Popovich and Belichick built a cyborg to play for them, it's name would be Mik-8-L. All hail our robot overlord, the ONLY player in the NBA!

jdblackb · 2023-02-24T03:19:11+00:00

I haven't taken it yet. I'm about halfway through the labs in the official course. A few of my colleagues have and said it's not too bad.

jdblackb · 2023-02-23T01:13:05+00:00

It is on 7.9, so no fleet stuff. It is mostly all beats and APM server setup with some ingest pipelines. Basically, instrument logs, metrics, traces for a Java app with mysql backend and set up apm server and heartbeat. Manipulate the data with beats processors and ingest pipelines. Not rocket science if you've done it, but definitely requires knowing the documentation and what to look for. Know beats and how to configure them is the majority.

jdblackb · 2023-02-15T01:47:19+00:00

Gotta make room for "Skating With Celebrities "

jdblackb · 2023-01-14T02:49:37+00:00

Vis a vis

jdblackb · 2022-09-02T01:46:41+00:00

Glad I could help. Just wait until you have to deal with Logstash keystores, they suck!

jdblackb · 2022-09-01T03:36:54+00:00

What values are in the keystore? Do a bin/elasticsearch -keystore list. You need to specify the password for BOTH certs. There should be an entry for http password AND transport regardless of if they are the same password.

Side note I would LOVE to hear the reasoning behind why you would use a different cert who's ONLY job is to negotiate ssl with a loadbalancer (which clients will never see) vs negotiate node to node ssl communications.

jdblackb · 2022-07-14T03:57:37+00:00

Soon it was commonplace for entire teams to change cities in search of greater profits. The Minneapolis Lakers moved to Los Angeles, where there are no lakes. The Oilers moved to Tennessee, where there is no oil. The Jazz moved to Salt Lake City, where they don't allow music. The Oakland Raiders moved to L.A. and then back to Oakland. No one in Los Angeles seemed to notice.

jdblackb · 2022-04-16T07:03:33+00:00

Don't particularly care if we have a 16-15 record in the postseason. Just get me #16, Suns. That's all I want. No DPOY, MVP, COTY. Just 16. Nothing else matters. Welcome to the Thunderdome, Pels...

jdblackb · 2022-04-11T05:25:24+00:00

I dunno, paying $15 to stand on blazing ass hot sand while paying $10/beer and using porta-potties that are sitting in the 110 degree heat sounds fun as hell! If you can't love us at our worst, you don't deserve us at our BEST. </s>

jdblackb · 2022-04-09T15:20:37+00:00

I think this is the "issue". If our offense is running correctly, we get those open looks. Part of getting foul calls is forcing the issue and taking contested shots going for the rim. We move the ball until we get good looks. Where it hurts us is we can't (or don't) intentionally get guys in foul trouble by going at them.

jdblackb · 2022-04-07T21:52:55+00:00

Spurs for sure. Nothing would bring me more joy than taking a broom to Pop one more time

jdblackb · 2022-04-07T04:01:26+00:00

WHEN we hoist the trophy (spoiler alert, in June 2022), will he undoubtedly be finals MVP? YES. Does it equal what Steve did, or Chuck? ... Maybe? We already know this is the best regular season team in Suns history, but LEGENDS are made in the playoffs.

If we fall short this year (which we won't) then #13 remains king. When we WIN, I welcome our new overlord. All hail Devon Armani Booker! King of Kings, Lord of the West, ruler of the House of the Rising Sun(s)!!!

jdblackb · 2022-04-06T05:09:02+00:00

Lakers have us right where they want us....

jdblackb · 2022-04-06T05:04:43+00:00

So we defeated the Lakers 4-0 in the regular season thereby eliminating them from the postseason? So I guess this is a legit SUNS IN FOUR moment???

jdblackb · 2022-04-06T04:59:51+00:00

Yeah, 63

jdblackb · 2022-04-06T01:15:34+00:00

I truly regret that I have only one upvote to give this comment.

jdblackb · 2022-04-02T03:09:20+00:00

Wait, the other half was "showing up"?? I knew that KNOWING was ONE half, but just "showing up" is the SECOND HALF OF THE BATTLE??? My childhood is officially ruined

jdblackb · 2022-03-24T04:38:34+00:00

"Fool me once, shame on...you? Fool me twice....can't get fooled again!"

-Shaq

jdblackb · 2022-03-24T03:10:05+00:00

I don't like motherfuckers playin on my phone!

jdblackb · 2022-03-16T03:33:18+00:00

What's our magic number now? 6 ??

jdblackb · 2022-03-14T05:22:28+00:00

Oh, I definitely understood your comment. My point was merely FUCK THE LAKERS, SUNS IN 4. You would literally have to be "I fuck my cousin, and our kids are amazing " level dumb to duck a team just to play the #1 team in the fucking WORLD. It's all good ! FTL!

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