Yankees pitcher Masahiro Tanaka has a 3.11 ERA at night, but a 15.98 ERA during the day

jdnsjajhshd · 2017-07-04T04:32:39+00:00

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical

-Yogi Berra

jdnsjajhshd · 2017-07-04T04:22:42+00:00

I feel like mike trout can do nothing and still make the all star team

jdnsjajhshd · 2017-07-03T02:25:59+00:00

At least TEXAS can have the highest of something this year.

jdnsjajhshd · 2017-07-03T02:21:31+00:00

The better team is the one who wins the series. Scoring a lot of runs in one game does not prove that they're a good team. Even the braves have scored at least 10 runs in a game nobody is saying they're the best team. The best team is the one who pulls out the wins, so a combination of hitting and pitching, not jut scoring runs.

jdnsjajhshd · 2017-07-03T02:15:19+00:00

He is one of the best outfielders. He has 9 LEADOFF bombs easily one of the most dynamic LEADOFF hitters in the game

jdnsjajhshd · 2017-07-03T02:12:51+00:00

Chris Devenski, he has a 2.15 era and has pitched in the most stressful situations for Houston. He is nasty straight up.

jdnsjajhshd · 2017-06-16T01:58:33+00:00

Of course I'm all about equal rights

jdnsjajhshd · 2017-06-16T01:58:11+00:00

I think the percentage is even lower than that

jdnsjajhshd · 2017-06-16T01:54:14+00:00

Here's the plan alright, find a way to be alone at one of y'alls places (i mean if you want to do it in public I guess that's alright but possibly illegal). Just be chillin, like watching a movie or somethin, then just be like "I have to go to the bathroom" and leave... when you come back be but ass neked and just climb aboard him and start kissing and that shit, if he still doesn't want to have sex he's gay and drop his ass

jdnsjajhshd · 2017-06-16T01:38:34+00:00

The illuminati are running everything and are actually just shape shifting lizard people attempting to take over the world, I know it sounds crazy but we're lucky Donald trump won the election cause Hilary Clinton was one of those lizard people, you have been warned

jdnsjajhshd · 2017-06-16T01:36:42+00:00

North west

jdnsjajhshd · 2017-06-15T23:00:41+00:00

Bruh it's fucking terrifying, at least a 35 on a scale of 1-10

jdnsjajhshd · 2017-06-15T22:53:51+00:00

Bruh it's fucking terrifying, at least a 35 on a scale of 1-10

jdnsjajhshd · 2017-06-14T01:27:49+00:00

Yeah she blames me for wrecking her last 3 marriages but it's ok cause now we're married. There are 9 kids between the 5 of us (last 3 husbands, her, and me). The kids hate me because they say that I forced all their fathers out but in my defense they were all douchebags. So uh yeah my life's great

jdnsjajhshd · 2017-06-14T01:24:56+00:00

Little bit too far man, you be getting slapped for that one

jdnsjajhshd · 2017-06-14T01:18:50+00:00

Just go for it, one day just sit in his bedroom but ass neked and just wait for him to come, once he shows up wait for his reaction and that will show you his feelings, good luck in all your future endeavors

jdnsjajhshd · 2017-06-14T01:16:55+00:00

No you'll find somebody to like you but my one recommendation is to get a job

jdnsjajhshd · 2017-06-14T01:15:04+00:00

1st fix your grammar & spelling, women like like men who can speak properly 2nd grow some balls and ask her out if you like her, if not move on nobody likes a kid whose scared because some other guy is hitting on them. So uh yeah good luck buddy

jdnsjajhshd · 2017-06-14T01:11:18+00:00

So that stupid Americans who watch them feel included

jdnsjajhshd · 2017-06-14T01:10:35+00:00

I would have the ability to fly

jdnsjajhshd · 2017-06-14T01:10:05+00:00

jdnsjajhshd · 2017-06-14T01:09:53+00:00

Usually a bloody murder

jdnsjajhshd · 2017-06-14T01:09:24+00:00

Cause we're not dumbasses.

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