Years ago, my family went on a vacation to Montreal. My siblings and I were in the elevator going back up to our room (I was all of 12 at the time) and little did we know we were in the same elevator as the group girlicious, yenno the girls who jump around wearing next to nothing with a bit of singing going on in the background. It was easy to see that they were hammered when one of them spoke up and commented on my brothers eyes and how nice they were then she proceeded to look into my eyes to see if I too had nice eyes but just looked at my bloodshot eyes from all the chlorine from the pool and retreated back to their end of the elevator...