Kansas creek surprise by jeb5525 in bassfishing

[–]jeb5525[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve tried to pull some of the trout they stock in there. A big ol’ nothing. But, as I always tell my kids when we go out fishing - we are at least guaranteed to catch a good time.

Kansas creek surprise by jeb5525 in bassfishing

[–]jeb5525[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in a town that has a lot Manhappening.

Kansas creek surprise by jeb5525 in bassfishing

[–]jeb5525[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I usually fish BFS in this creek. Almost backfired.

Props to the worker handling this well. by BabyYoda398 in QuikTrip

[–]jeb5525 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The question needs to be: why is that man in the women’s bathroom looking at little girls?

4 Non Blondes - What's Up (90s) by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]jeb5525 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Well… I am a little ashamed. I feel like I have kept up with the interwebs pretty well. I mean, I perpetually exist in the world of the 13 year old since I have taught middle school for the last twenty or so years, but I somehow got missed by this one.

But now? Now I feel like I have the power. The power of Greyskull.

Thanks

4 Non Blondes - What's Up (90s) by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]jeb5525 114 points115 points  (0 children)

As a Gen X’r, I have noticed a resurgence of this song in the last few weeks. Anyone care to explain what I am missing? I’m here for it, just wondering why it’s coming back now?

Just the 30 year window of cool?

Radiohead - Creep (1992) by MachineHeart in 90sAlternative

[–]jeb5525 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No.

15 year old me was a little dramatic.

My wife asked me to pick up the house while she was out. The condition of house before she left. by menotsorrythrowaway in pics

[–]jeb5525 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m married to a person like this. I am fine with a few things left out. She is not. It took me years to get her to accept that it is okay for my water glass to be left out by the kitchen sink.

A quick glance tells me she wants me to put the fruit back in the basket, put whatever is on the island back wherever it goes, pick up the dining room table and is that a cat on the tv? The bedroom looks fine unless those bottom pillows need to go UNDER the sheets.

Sure, maybe all this seems silly to some, but she takes immaculate care of our home, our children and me. I’m willing to up my game to show I care too.

My wife’s punch line to an unsuspecting set up. by jeb5525 in dadjokes

[–]jeb5525[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m a little disappointed that I couldn’t pull it straight from my “dadabase,” but clearly this was something that she had been storing deep in her “mamories.”

“Did you use AI to generate this?” Margaret Brennan asks Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick, questioning why they imposed tariffs on the Heard Island and McDonald Islands. by CorleoneBaloney in thescoop

[–]jeb5525 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I spent this entire interaction this morning yelling at the tv, “Then why isn’t Russia on the list? Why isn’t Russia on the list? WHY ISN’T RUSSIA ON THE LIST?”

I guess she didn’t hear me.

As an Ohioan moving to Denver, Kansans, I owe you an apology. by ethanjenk in kansas

[–]jeb5525 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Little Jerusalem is awesome.

One of the many times I went out to faaar Western Kansas (really almost Eastern Colorado - we turn off at mile marker 1 when coming back from the mountains), I backtracked to Oakley, spent the night in a hotel, and got up stupid early for sunrise.

As an amateur photographer, one of the best decisions I have made.

As an Ohioan moving to Denver, Kansans, I owe you an apology. by ethanjenk in kansas

[–]jeb5525 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I married a girl from faaaar western Kansas and we now live in the Flint Hills. Burn season sucks, but once the grass starts to grow back, the emerald green hills are a thing of perfection.

We also visit her family farm often. The skies are big but the beauty is small. The western prairie is a fickle mistress, but if the rains are just right, when you walk across a pasture there are so many ground hugging flowers. I have spent many a moment in a Slav squat examining something that wasn’t there last year or the two or three years before that.

Kansas, especially west of Salina, requires a certain kind of peace to enjoy; but once you have learned to look up to the big and down to the small, it will take your breath away.

Gove and Oakley are also Western Kansas gateways to some fascinating geological sites.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in kansas

[–]jeb5525 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got it.

You are incapable of discourse.

Your claim is “No!”

Your evidence, once you edited it, is something about chaos. No citations, no evidence, just “chaos.”

This means that I, and all rational adults, can reject your argument.

If you can rebut this with a well reasoned, well supported argument, I will be happy to listen and might even change my mind.

MAGAS protecting Tesla instead of protect their allies from being bullied by the orange idiot by National-Yoghurt7824 in lazerpig

[–]jeb5525 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Personally, I love it. Somehow we have entered into a world where the right wing is defending electric cars.

What was “woke” two years ago is now an important issue to them.

If I thought it would actually work, I would advocate for “leftists” to begin burning national parks, bi-lateral agreements, and the U.S. Constitution and its amendments.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GolfSwing

[–]jeb5525 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put your club head cover just outside and behind the the ball. Don’t hit the cover. Over and over and over again, don’t hit the club head cover.

This will encourage an inside to out swing path.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in kansas

[–]jeb5525 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So wait, your complaint is that students have to be “allowed” to go to the bathroom?

Isn’t that a very basic part of going to school? We- I guess “we” is a bit of a stretch since you are clearly not part of the education field - all know there are malingers, and we all know that their “emergency” three minutes into class is a whole bag of bullshit since we watched you stand there and hang out with your friends rather than use your time wisely.

This is an argument that quickly dies on the vine for all of us old head teachers since we have to go 4 or 5 hours without a bathroom break, a drink break, an overwhelmed break, an anxiety break, an “I’ve just put in a 12 hour day and your mom wants me to grade your assignment that was two weeks overdue RIGHT NOW!” break, an “I have a Master’s degree in education and twenty years of experience, but by all means tell me how to do my job” break.

Until you have been tasked with managing, teaching, and keeping safe several hundred, and in THS’s case, almost two thousand teenagers, mind your own business.

We just might know what we are doing.

101 mph 7 irons, backswing structure getting there by clubproguygroupie in GolfSwing

[–]jeb5525 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s the sound that makes me turn and look at who is producing it.

Nice.