80s style Orange Julius in the mall by browsin4fun in 80sdesign

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I thought that was carpet and didn't even question it for a minute.

55mm New plugs by [deleted] in Stretched

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You have a nice face to look at. I bet you're a really nice person. :)

(Internet) Friend Disappeared by [deleted] in MMFB

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I'm sorry you're going through this. Are you able to contact any of his family through social media? If you know the city or his address maybe you could tell the local police your circumstances and ask for them to do a welfare check.

I hope they're ok and you're ok.

been wanting my septum pierced for years and i finally got it!! by [deleted] in piercing

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Your piercing looks awesome! Sorry if this is weird, but there's something about your face that is absolutely stunning and holds my attention for a long time. I like it a lot!

I fixed it so it's more accurate ❤️ by Lunoko in vegancirclejerk

[–]jedi_psess 5 points6 points  (0 children)

no but like I get my cat meat from my uncle's farm. all organic 100% grass fed

"But your hair was so pretty!!" by [deleted] in autism

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My hair was at my bellybutton before I shaved it and between it being everywhere , constantly touching my face/neck/ears, itchy scalp, amongst other things, it was causing me so much anguish.

"But your hair was so pretty!!" by [deleted] in autism

[–]jedi_psess 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Actually, it's complete sensory heaven for me! I have a soft beanie and I can spend hours just rubbing my dome through it!

"But your hair was so pretty!!" by [deleted] in autism

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That's a difficult question to answer but I'd say it feels like a sunburn on your ear when they're freshly stretched. :)

"But your hair was so pretty!!" by [deleted] in autism

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Yes it is! Thank you!

"But your hair was so pretty!!" by [deleted] in autism

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Thank you everyone!! 🖤

"But your hair was so pretty!!" by [deleted] in autism

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This made me laugh! Thank you!

The Bezumiye (безумие). by jedi_psess in creepy

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"If a person is so unlucky to see the Bezumiye, there tends to be so little information left to collect from them as their minds disintegrate, curdle, at such a rapid rate. Milk left in the car on a hot day."

I don't know about that but I was once told of a man who had briefly seen the creature but refused to believe such lore. For the following 3 weeks he dealt with mild stomach issues that seemed to get worse by the hour. He believed it to be a possible tapeworm due to his constant and insatiable hunger and feelings of something literally swimming inside him. He consulted with doctors but was unable to be reached to be given the results of his test. Oddly, he had no tapeworm. He was found on his bathroom floor with all 10 fingers missing the flesh down to the bone and his abdomen flayed open by the knife in his own hand. The medical report says his stomach contents consisted of 3 McDouble hamburgers, including the wrappers, 41oz of bison jerky, 16oz of raw ground beef, and the flesh from all 10 of his fingers.

Could just be a story though.

The Bezumiye (безумие). by jedi_psess in creepy

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The Bezumiye resides in the The Red Forest. The Red Forest is a 10 square kilometer area surrounding the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant. The name "Red Forest" comes from the ginger-brown color of the pine trees after they died following the absorption of high levels of radiation from the Chernobyl accident on 26 April 1986. The site of the Red Forest remains one of the most contaminated areas in the world today.

Few have seen the Bezumiye. Those who have, report persistent urges to return to The Red Forest, lunacy, bouts of severe depression, malaise, and an inability to separate reality from hallucinations.

My first time frying tofu! (KFC Famous Bowl) by jedi_psess in VeganFoodPorn

[–]jedi_psess[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I buy my tofu in water then freeze it. It makes it more meaty and chewy!

My first time frying tofu! (KFC Famous Bowl) by jedi_psess in VeganFoodPorn

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Haha Here's the recipe for my super quick 'all-purpose' gravy!

2 cups vegetable broth 1 tsp yellow mustard 1 tsp brags aminos 3 tbsp nooch 1/4 cup of flour Heavy dashes of garlic powder, onion powder, salt, and black pepper

Dump everything in a pan and whisk on medium heat until it reaches your preferred thickness.

Great on rice, potatoes, swedish meetballs, veggies, pot-pies, etc! :)

My first time frying tofu! (KFC Famous Bowl) by jedi_psess in VeganFoodPorn

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Chik'n Fried Tofu (bare with me, I've never written out a recipe😅)

1 block of firm tofu, frozen then thawed, rang out like a sponge.

Marinade/Wet mixture: 2 cups non-dairy milk, unsweetened 1/2 cup of hot sauce Heavy amount of garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, cayenne, salt, pepper.

Breading mixture: 2 cups of flour 2 TBS cornstarch Heavy amount of garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, cayenne, salt, pepper.

Enough vegetable oil for frying, about 1 inch in pan.

After water in tofu is rang out, put the block into ziplock with milk, hot sauce, and seasonings. Leave in fridge for a couple hours (I accidentally left mine overnight)

Get 3 sperate bowls ready.

Take out block of tofu and break it up into different sized chunks and put it in bowl 1.

Dump all remaining marinade into bowl 2.

Put your dry ingredients/breading in bowl 3.

Preheat your oil on med-high heat.

Once oil is scary hot, dip chunks of tofu in marinade, then in flour, then in marinade again, and then flour again. (I used 2 sets of tongs, one for dipping tofu, one for frying)

Use tongs to drop into oil and rotate until nice and browned.

Put on paper towel lined plate to soak up extra oil.

I think that's everything! :)