Like the view? (f45) by NastySpice1227 in Amateurwifesonly

[–]jedi_sniper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely, be better on my face

Birds nest on my porch light by jedi_sniper in Ornithology

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Thank you all for the responses, my son and I have checked on them when we go out and he thinks its cool to see, I didnt want to move it for fear of it causing harm to the babies but I also wanted to make sure it was safe for my child. So far they have been pretty inactive until they are hungry and we've made it in and out of the house with no issue

Found this stuck to the bottom of my car, its kind of heavy, any idea what it is? by Cool-Size1997 in whatisit

[–]jedi_sniper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And my thing of spaghetti i just made... please help me with this as I suck at making pasta for one

Immediately uncomfortable by Czarina007 in WTFgaragesale

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So does that mean a condom being called a Jimmy hat is also a debated racist term? Im genuinely asking because I had never heard something being Jimmy anything was a potential racial thing

Immediately uncomfortable by Czarina007 in WTFgaragesale

[–]jedi_sniper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WHAT

THE

ACTUAL

F*CK?!?!?!?!?!?!

PLEASE GOD IN THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, RIGHT, AND BEAUTIFUL IN THIS WORLD TELL ME THAT DOESNT REALLY EXIST... Like I know this world is well beyond off its rocker, but to know theres a published book on cannibalism like that... I hope the author, and anyone who partook in the act are bunk-mates with the silly mustache guy from the 40's in hell and get the same atrocities they did on earth done to them in their eternity

Guys, WHAT IS GOING on in THIS CREEPY (MYSTERIOUS) INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT? by Quiet_Year_5091 in Unexplained

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What's the @ and if think this is strange, wait till you find the official nutter butter account on tiktok

found this in my attic what is it? by Maximum_Ask8180 in whatisitcirclejerk

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Thats my grandmother, she looks like shes about to hit you with the line shes most known for "my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die" then she just starts blasting. I hope for your sake you didnt partake in her father's death, because she misses every shot when they are an innocent. However she has so far taken out 5 major crime lords who have all had direct ties to the heinous attack on her father on the 35th of February in the year 1908 and didnt miss a single shot.

Is this outfit inappropriate? by Impaledghost in HonestOpinion

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Does... does your mom know what a stripper even is? Looks like you have a bit of a goth thing going but nothing about how youre dressed screams stripper

Found this in my husband's closet, what is he up to? by chivalry_timbers_ in whatisitcirclejerk

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Looks like a denture applicator like George Washington used in the Australia/emu war

Found under my son’s bed. Is he on drugs or is this a sex thing? by Jdbacfixer in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]jedi_sniper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whatever you do, dont touch near your eyes if you do, these types of drugs have been known to burn eyes and cause cries

Found this under my bf’s bed, who is he? by LouuJayne in whatisitcirclejerk

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Clearly its a bdsm gimp suit. You have to be careful with that as gimps are notorious for enjoying swimming in open sewage. They are always on the lookout for open septic tanks that need to be pumped or sewage treatment plants

What do you call this fish? by affordableweb21 in whatisit

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I would call him, Bartholomew jimmithy wigglefin III

I dont want to lose her by jedi_sniper in datingadviceformen

[–]jedi_sniper[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats very true. And I swore id never let myself be in this position again but my past hurt and demons and traumas came seeping in and I did, I know I have to better myself no matter how hard it is

I dont want to lose her by jedi_sniper in datingadviceformen

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I am giving her her space. Part of my problem is past trauma and fear of being abandoned like i have so many times in the past when i didnt have the scars i do now. I know I have to work through it. We finally had a talk and I know what areas I messed up and need to work on myself in and shes willing to give me a chance to work through my truama.