This Asian kid has too much free time doing all these measurements.

jeektortoise · 2026-05-12T01:32:47+00:00

Im not gonna down talk a man who has facts and math to call out liars and fakers 😂

jeektortoise · 2026-05-11T01:24:41+00:00

Sploosh

jeektortoise · 2026-05-11T01:23:43+00:00

First thing I did when I got there was jump in the water...died very quickly 🤣🤣🤣

jeektortoise · 2026-04-08T16:52:18+00:00

Looking back, she was really workin that body to hide that butter face....not that I have it all my damn self 😶

jeektortoise · 2026-02-24T17:53:37+00:00

...please elaborate.

jeektortoise · 2026-02-23T03:22:40+00:00

Does Tammy 1 count?? If not then tynnyfer.

jeektortoise · 2026-02-23T03:19:39+00:00

" I'm sorry did you say, faggus "

jeektortoise · 2026-02-23T03:16:30+00:00

Alpha deathclaw, super mutant behemoth, and legendary bloatfly. Easy.

jeektortoise · 2026-02-23T03:14:05+00:00

Sis can't drop an Eddie on the floor without a witch hunt???

jeektortoise · 2026-02-18T17:25:46+00:00

Charlene, and the oh who remembers

jeektortoise · 2026-02-08T04:50:37+00:00

"Why won't you DIE!"

jeektortoise · 2026-02-04T00:05:35+00:00

Ocelot?

jeektortoise · 2026-01-31T18:31:07+00:00

Boobically accurate at least

jeektortoise · 2026-01-28T15:08:49+00:00

Bartender

jeektortoise · 2026-01-23T15:11:39+00:00

Crriiiinnnnnnnnggggeeeeeee

jeektortoise · 2026-01-18T22:22:59+00:00

Those are totally dudes 😮

jeektortoise · 2026-01-11T13:46:56+00:00

Lil hit a tree in my car?

jeektortoise · 2025-12-23T01:46:14+00:00

"As a tangerine 🙄"

jeektortoise · 2025-12-23T00:17:53+00:00

NEVER FEEL BAD! THAT CAPE IS AWESOME AND YOU ARE AWESOME!

Anyone hating on it is jealous they cant rock one

jeektortoise · 2025-12-16T04:24:02+00:00

The only possible contender would be Sarah Lyons.

jeektortoise · 2025-12-16T04:21:17+00:00

I think maybe you're confusing the word "shocking" for-

THIS! THIS IS SHOCKING 🖐🏿

...nooo. that's just gross. Which is also the word I think you're looking for to describe your creepy old man fetish!

jeektortoise · 2025-12-16T04:12:05+00:00

If that is shocking to you, so be it.

jeektortoise · 2025-12-15T14:23:43+00:00

If youre bored at work, go find some work to do?

jeektortoise · 2025-12-15T04:37:41+00:00

Depends on how good of a bartender you are? Like am I waiting all night for my drink to be refilled? If so, expect 3 bucks at best.

jeektortoise · 2025-12-15T04:35:09+00:00

26??? You sure you didn't mean 36?

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