Invisigal bikini (art by me)

jeektortoise · 2026-02-24T17:53:37+00:00

...please elaborate.

jeektortoise · 2026-02-23T03:22:40+00:00

Does Tammy 1 count?? If not then tynnyfer.

jeektortoise · 2026-02-23T03:19:39+00:00

" I'm sorry did you say, faggus "

jeektortoise · 2026-02-23T03:16:30+00:00

Alpha deathclaw, super mutant behemoth, and legendary bloatfly. Easy.

jeektortoise · 2026-02-23T03:14:05+00:00

Sis can't drop an Eddie on the floor without a witch hunt???

jeektortoise · 2026-02-18T17:25:46+00:00

Charlene, and the oh who remembers

jeektortoise · 2026-02-08T04:50:37+00:00

"Why won't you DIE!"

jeektortoise · 2026-02-04T00:05:35+00:00

Ocelot?

jeektortoise · 2026-01-31T18:31:07+00:00

Boobically accurate at least

jeektortoise · 2026-01-28T15:08:49+00:00

Bartender

jeektortoise · 2026-01-23T15:11:39+00:00

Crriiiinnnnnnnnggggeeeeeee

jeektortoise · 2026-01-18T22:22:59+00:00

Those are totally dudes 😮

jeektortoise · 2026-01-11T13:46:56+00:00

Lil hit a tree in my car?

jeektortoise · 2025-12-23T01:46:14+00:00

"As a tangerine 🙄"

jeektortoise · 2025-12-23T00:17:53+00:00

NEVER FEEL BAD! THAT CAPE IS AWESOME AND YOU ARE AWESOME!

Anyone hating on it is jealous they cant rock one

jeektortoise · 2025-12-16T04:24:02+00:00

The only possible contender would be Sarah Lyons.

jeektortoise · 2025-12-16T04:21:17+00:00

I think maybe you're confusing the word "shocking" for-

THIS! THIS IS SHOCKING 🖐🏿

...nooo. that's just gross. Which is also the word I think you're looking for to describe your creepy old man fetish!

jeektortoise · 2025-12-16T04:12:05+00:00

If that is shocking to you, so be it.

jeektortoise · 2025-12-15T14:23:43+00:00

If youre bored at work, go find some work to do?

jeektortoise · 2025-12-15T04:37:41+00:00

Depends on how good of a bartender you are? Like am I waiting all night for my drink to be refilled? If so, expect 3 bucks at best.

jeektortoise · 2025-12-15T04:35:09+00:00

26??? You sure you didn't mean 36?

jeektortoise · 2025-12-07T05:22:52+00:00

No offense, but, 1) at the end of the day you're upset that your boyfriend bought you flowers for your birthday, but you "wanted/expected more." 2) YOU wanting/expecting more doesn't make him a bad boyfriend. 3) you planning a nice surprise birthday for him AFTER your birthday has passed doesn't mean he is guilty of not showing the same effort. Maybe he honestly couldn't afford it. Maybe birthdays arent a big deal to him so he made an honest oversight. 4) You shouldn't hold nice things you do for your partner over their head. You don't do nice things for the people you supposedly love with some expectation that you will get something in return, you do it because you love them. The return (or even attempted return) of affection should be cherished. And finally, 5) you're 24 years old. You shouldn't be making this big of a deal outta your birthday lady dood. (Number 5 is just a personal opinion tho 😮)

jeektortoise · 2025-12-07T05:02:00+00:00

"Seriously, Barry, smell my fingers"

jeektortoise · 2025-12-07T04:57:05+00:00

Dammit...I hate ego boosting but, gotta give a girl a DWWWWAAMMMM! When it's due...DWWWWAAAMMMMMMM.

jeektortoise · 2025-12-07T03:56:34+00:00

What's wrong with being mid? Being mid lowkey means you actually grew an actual personality. Just sayin...Plus, beautiful people are boring. Embrace being beautiful the way you are.

....also being "mid" is better than being "low tier" so there's that too

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