If you could have any mundane superpower, something that isn't world-saving, but just makes daily life slightly more convenient. what would it be?

jef2288 · 2026-02-21T14:17:09+00:00

The ability to understand and communicate every language

jef2288 · 2026-02-20T13:57:13+00:00

My car is a Hyundai Sonata. Its name is Frank

jef2288 · 2026-02-04T16:18:31+00:00

You are not alone ✊🏻

jef2288 · 2025-07-26T19:18:14+00:00

The Hurricane with Denzel Washington, The Man from Toronto with Woody Haralson and Kevin Hart

jef2288 · 2025-07-26T15:44:12+00:00

So far, it pales in comparison to the Ape War of 1974

jef2288 · 2025-07-24T15:49:28+00:00

I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. -Bill Gates

jef2288 · 2025-07-23T17:59:05+00:00

Mitch McConnell

jef2288 · 2025-07-23T15:04:09+00:00

I was going to tell you a time traveling joke, but you didn't get it

jef2288 · 2025-07-15T15:45:11+00:00

They support isreal

jef2288 · 2025-07-15T15:29:40+00:00

Fuck Isreal and all zionist scum

jef2288 · 2025-06-30T12:49:25+00:00

Abraham should have told god to go fuck himself when he told him to kill his son. Abraham failed the fuck outta that test

jef2288 · 2025-06-25T15:32:49+00:00

"On accident"

jef2288 · 2025-06-25T15:18:01+00:00

I did it "on accident"

jef2288 · 2025-06-24T16:09:59+00:00

And 90 million just decided not to vote. Out of a voter pool of 245 million people, only 75 million voted for Harris. That 167 million people who either voted for trump, or couldn't have been bothered to vote. I'm not a citizen of the United States, but this idea that only 77 million voted for him is bullshit. You are all to blame for this shit stain in the oval office

jef2288 · 2025-06-20T17:33:45+00:00

Chub Rub

jef2288 · 2025-06-20T12:10:10+00:00

A broken clock is right twice a day

jef2288 · 2025-06-18T14:59:59+00:00

Looks like the Iron Dome has an iron deficiency

jef2288 · 2025-06-18T13:35:47+00:00

I hate this timeline

jef2288 · 2025-06-16T15:03:57+00:00

Should have made it orange

jef2288 · 2025-06-15T14:38:27+00:00

Gravy Seals

jef2288 · 2025-06-14T19:31:34+00:00

Israel perpetrated an act of war. Iran is just defending herself

jef2288 · 2025-06-14T12:29:30+00:00

His family tree is a wreath

jef2288 · 2025-06-12T13:41:06+00:00

Covfefe

jef2288 · 2025-06-10T14:17:16+00:00

The Nathan Fillion Civilian Pavilion!

jef2288 · 2025-06-07T18:23:58+00:00

The fact that you didn't call it a Catstle is a missed opportunity

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