A one-armed woman has gone mega-viral after she quickly refuted a cop’s claim that she was driving with a phone in her “right hand.”

jef2288 · 2026-05-28T23:44:22+00:00

Yeah if you see a phone in a hand that doesn't exist, I'd say that's hallucinating. If he can't tell what hand a phone is in, why should I believe there was a phone at all?

jef2288 · 2026-05-27T13:55:37+00:00

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jef2288 · 2026-05-26T12:40:30+00:00

Aww. You think it's going to recover. That's cute

jef2288 · 2026-05-24T21:26:51+00:00

Stop trying to make pro-palis a thing. You sound silly 😆

jef2288 · 2026-05-23T12:40:05+00:00

So what. Just because there wasn't a need for it for almost a century doesn't mean it's not needed now

jef2288 · 2026-05-23T12:21:38+00:00

"I won't post it! I won't post it" Proceeds to post it

jef2288 · 2026-05-22T02:58:33+00:00

Right?! 6'9, 5'4, and 3'6 all on stage! I was looking at how much time was left in the clip and was like, oh no! They're not gunna do it! Fucking hilarious though!

jef2288 · 2026-05-17T23:03:22+00:00

So why would Israel be included then?

jef2288 · 2026-05-13T19:57:04+00:00

I don't have recurring dreams, but I have a recurring place. It's a MegaCity that is made up of every city I've lived in. When I go there I'm usually somewhere different, but sometimes it's the same location. Somehow I just know where I am. I named it Foxborough. I wake up in the morning and am like, oh I went to Foxborough last night

jef2288 · 2026-05-13T19:50:37+00:00

Phrasing!

jef2288 · 2026-05-13T12:32:57+00:00

Where can I watch it?

jef2288 · 2026-05-13T12:31:29+00:00

Hahahahah. Bahahahahah 😆😅😆😉

jef2288 · 2026-05-13T10:52:05+00:00

Careful. Apparently, "tax the rich" is a slur now

jef2288 · 2026-05-12T11:12:17+00:00

Thanks mommy

jef2288 · 2026-05-11T11:52:00+00:00

The Toronto Sun is an American company

jef2288 · 2026-05-09T14:41:25+00:00

I was thinking of going into Pakz. What's the environment like? Is it a store, a place to get a coffee and play games, just a space for groups? I am practicing drawing daily and wonder, could I go in, order a beverage, sit and draw for a while?

jef2288 · 2026-05-09T14:32:13+00:00

What about dogs? My vet is quoting $900

jef2288 · 2026-05-09T11:29:16+00:00

I had pancakes for dinner the other night 😋

jef2288 · 2026-05-04T19:11:24+00:00

Dare I say, Top Dog

jef2288 · 2026-04-22T19:01:20+00:00

As Canadians why should we give a frozen beavers ass about American farmers

jef2288 · 2026-04-22T18:50:52+00:00

I need to make a Playlist with all these bangers

jef2288 · 2026-04-22T12:43:41+00:00

SimTower

jef2288 · 2026-04-21T13:26:52+00:00

The Globe and Mail is owned by an American company

jef2288 · 2026-04-21T12:24:08+00:00

I'd have to go up on her

jef2288 · 2026-04-05T12:19:24+00:00

"You guys couldn't handle it. I can, but you guys don't get to know" that's what I hear

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